Jolly Roger H3
of the Tampa Bay Metro Area
Sports Hash
Trail #678
Wednesday, June 1st, 2011
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Hare Blessing

We are starting trail among a familiar area
Bring your light to avoid darkness hysteria

Today is Swamp Ass’ virgin lay
A wall of cock, she had better display

Ship says he’ll guide her to keep her on track
But we all know, he just wants her on her back

Repeat after me!;

Bless these hares
Bless this trail
Coppus no stop us
Darkness no scare us
Fast cars no crush us
And beer keg no drain us

In the name of the flour
The fun
And the holy run


Casual Friday

Hash Trash(es)

Ship Wrecktum & Swamp Ass were the hares, F*ckle Up was the FRB, Casual Friday was the FBI and Ship Wrecktum won the Brainless Award.


Hey wankers, thanks to all of you who shared your Wednesday night with the JRH3, it was a fantastic night for running and shenanigans! Thank you Ship and Swamp for laying a fun trail for the pack and kudos to Swamp for making her virgin lay LIVE and in color! Thanks to Whiney for helping out with my backend and to Pussy Propulsion for being the prettiest beer angel ever. Special thanks to Girth for wearing a tight shirt and Just Andy for wearing shorts above his knees. Huge kudos to the king of multi-tasking; Dabadoo for being GM, Beer Meister, Hash Cash and beer van driver.


Casual’s Notes:

1. There’s gotta be a reason Fuckle chooses his mom’s bra over her panties.

2. There’s gotta be a reason WillSing grinds his weenie to a pulp with the chain.

3. So we now know Meta’s brain storage capacity is just one song.

4. Hares are slacking off on the WOC.

5. B&B gives a good blowjob.

Good people make a good kennel, I’m proud to be a part of it.

Casual Friday


Reserved for only the best of trails. If yours isn't here, maybe it because you didn't send us a copy of it. Yea, that's probably it. Either that or esle it was just another Shi-tty-trail, shitty trail, shitty trail. The MFs laid a shitty trail! I would rather drink a beer than do your shity trail. Shi-tty-trail.

Trail Directions & Info

Jolly Roger H3
of the Tampa Bay Metro Area
Sports Hash
(Swamp Ass's Virgin Lay)
Trail #678
Wednesday, June 1st, 2011

Where:  Meet and park behind the Dubliner, located at 12836 Henderson Rd, Tampa, FL.

When: Meet at 6:30 PM, on trail at 7:30 PM.

Directions: Click here for a map. To get there from I-275 & I-4, in Central Tampa, go south on I-275 for 4.6 miles to Exit 39 towards the Tampa Airport. Go north on the FL 589 Veterans Expressway for 9.4 miles to Exit 9. Go right, or east on Gunn Hwy for 1.1 miles and find the starting location on the right in the strip parking lot mall behind the Dubliner just prior to Henderson Rd.

This will be a "live" hare trail approximately 3 miles in length.

There will be a beer & shot stop along the way.

Please let us know if you would like to volunteer to drive the beer truck.

Theme: Sports Hash. Come dressed as your favorite sport.

Hares: Swamp Ass & Ship Wrecktum will be the hares. This will be Swamp Ass's virgin lay.

On After: The on after will be at the Dubliner back at the start.

Phone Number: For more information, or in case you get lost, call our mobile phone at 813-943-4855.

Receding Hareline: Click here to view it.

Next JRH3 Hash: The next hash will be on Saturday, June 4th, which will start in a TBD location in South Tampa, in the SoHo District. Check the JRH3 website at in day or two for more complete information.

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