Jolly Roger H3
of the Tampa Bay Metro Area
Trail #676
Wednesday, May 25th, 2011
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Hare Blessing

Tonightís dead hares are Metawhorical and Tripple D
They donít make hares any prettier, you must agree

Though we wonít see any trees, fences or barbed wire
You know for certain the turkeys will still perspire

Weíll have 3 miles of fun and laughter throughout
Simply remember when in doubt or confused, just whip it out

Repeat after me;

Bless these hares
Bless this trail
Coppus no catch us
Sidewalk cracks no face-plant us
Shin splints no delay us
And beer van no lose us

In the name of the flour
The fun
And the holy run!


Casual Friday

Hash Trash(es)

Call Triple D & Metawhorical Sunshine were the hares, Ship Wrecktun was the FRB, Access All Areas was the FBI and F*ckleUp won the brainless award.



Reserved for only the best of trails. If yours isn't here, maybe it because you didn't send us a copy of it. Yea, that's probably it. Either that or esle it was just another Shi-tty-trail, shitty trail, shitty trail. The MFs laid a shitty trail! I would rather drink a beer than do your shity trail. Shi-tty-trail.

Trail Directions & Info

Jolly Roger H3
of the Tampa Bay Metro Area
Run #676
Wednesday, May 25th, 2011

Where: Meet behind Bostonís next to the Veteranís AMC Theater, located at 9316 Anderson Rd, in Tampa, FL.

When: Meet at 6:30 PM, on trail at 7:30 PM.

here for a map. To get there from I-4 and I-275, in Central Tampa, go south on I-275 for 5.2 mile to Exit 39. Go north on the Veterans Expressway for 6.3 miles to Exit 6B on the left. Go right on Anderson Rd and find Boston's on the immediate right.

Trail: This will be a prelaid, dead hare trail about 3 miles in length, with little to no shiggy and one beverage stop. Trail is dog friendly and a work around will be given to anyone pushing a stroller.

Call Triple D & Metawhorical Sunshine will be the hares.

Beer Truck Driver: Shit Talker will drive the beer truck.

Religious Advisor: Casual Friday.

On Sec: HPV?

Suggested Donation: Suggest $6 for drinkers and $3 for non-drinkers.

On After: The on after will be at Boston's, back at the start.

Phone Number: For more information, or in case you get lost, call our mobile phone at 813-943-4855.

Receding Hareline: Click here to view it.

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