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Hare Blessing
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Metawhorical Sunshine is getting schooled today
There better be a wall of cock, or I won’t play

With a 3-mile trail there should be lots of flour
Or it will be the hares, who the pack will devour

I hear walkers hash for $3 today, and that’s one hell of a sale
It gives them huge incentive to NOT get lost on trail

Repeat after me;

Bless these hares
Bless this trail
Coppus no stop us
Trail no cross us
Hazmat no clean us
And arguing about hash rules no delay us

In the name of the flour
The fun
And the holy run!

ON-OUT!

Casual Friday

Hash Trash(es)

GRC and Metawhorical Sunshine were the hares, Swamp Ass was the FRB ,and Dab won the Brainless Award.

Thank you GRC, Metawhorical and Whiney for laying trail for us wanks! Circle was fun and I want to thank all 29 wanks who attended the JRH3 hash on a school night! Thank you UT for keeping the pack lubed during circle, I know it was crazy keeping up with all of us! Thanks to those wanks who contributed hash songs, and thank you Mother Load for donating your body for blowjob execution. Thanks also to Whiney for picking up On-Sec duty and as always, a toast to Dab for making all of this laughter happen in front of our eyes. YOU GUYS ROCK!

Lessons learned while laughing…

1. A certain harrier can “wank it out” at any ballgame, at any time.

2. “A+” for chalk people creativity, “D-“ for artistic skill.

3. Just because my initials are on it, does not mean it is mine.

4. “Hotter/Colder” keeps a blowjob on-track.

5. Kilts should be mandatory for harriers volunteering BJ duty.

6. Dogs hash better in shiggy than wanks wearing flip-flops.

7. A certain harrier grabs his own junk a lot. Got crabs?

8. True stories from a virgin are always better than jokes.

9. When your joke fails, save yourself and take your pants off.

10. When in doubt about anything; consider it a package check.

On-On Wankers!
Casual Friday

Where: Park your car in the far rear parking lot behind Carrabba's Italian Grill, located at 700 N Dale Mabry, in Tampa, FL. Then cross Cass St to the south, on foot, to find the starting location at 8812 W Cass Street. Its a parking lot for a closed down business.

Directions: From I-4 & I-275, in Central Tampa, go south on I-275 for 3.8 miles to Exit 41A. Go south on N Dale Mabry for .6 miles and find Carrabba's on the right. Click here for a map.