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Hare Blessing
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Today we pash in Ft. Desoto
This trail was laid by some horny bozos
Casual tried to f*ck Ship and he started to flip
She knows now that sex was a no-no.

Ship was able to get it erect
His poor seamanship didn’t reflect
He only went over because of a boner;
The reason ALL of his boats get wrecked.

When it comes to sex, Casual hates to wait
By the time Ship was up, it was too late
Who would’ve bet that Ship, not Casual, was wet
Now all that he could do was masterbate

Repeat after me;

Kayak us no flip us
Skank us no eat us
Conquistadores no farm us
Champagne mimosas no drink us

In the name of the flour
The fun
And the holy paddle…

ON-OUT!

F*ckle Up

 
Hash Trash(s)
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Casual Friday and Ship Wrecktum were the hares, JustFabio was the FRB, JustMaylay was the FBI and TaintTickler won the Brainless Award.
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Holy sanitation kayak, what a day for a pash!!! I want to thank all those special wanks who shared their Sunday to paddle and laugh with the Jolly Roger pack! I had an absolute blast, and I know the pack did, too! Huge thanks to Taint Tickler for playing beer meister for our merry band of paddlers and bringing us another awesome hash raffle; I know it was a lot of work. Big thanks to Fuckle-Up for RAing and keeping us all focused on laughing; also a very important thank you to Just Favio for donating his personal stash of Coors Light to the hash cooler. I also want to thank Just Jack for keeping our empty cans and bottles out of sight of aliens. Thank you to my co-hare Ship, who swept the pack and collected the surveyor’s tape on trail. Most of all, I really enjoyed each and every wanker’s company Sunday, and I can't wait for the next JRH3 pash, (which will be at Ginnie Springs Fri-Sun, May 20-22nd and then on Sun, May 29th at Weedon Island).

With that said, here are a few after-thoughts while I am busy scratching my ant bites…

· Thank Gispert, seasoned hashers pick up the slack with sunscreen and bug spray for the green horns.

· I only know of one Beer Meister who does not know what a mimosa is.

· I know of one Beer Meister who paid dearly on the water for not knowing what a mimosa is.

· I also know of one Beer Meister who redeemed himself by bringing 8 different kinds of champagne for the beach/champagne/swim stop

· Who said Shell Key isn’t watched by aliens?

· So much for the no alcohol, no nudity and no excessive noise rule, on Shell Key Island.

· Wearing one water-wing causes circle swimming.

· Critters on trail ROCK!

· How does a tall, skinny man roll himself out of his kayak?

· The Captain of the sanitation barge made big mommy points by calling her at the champagne stop.

· The Captain of the sanitation barge cock-blocked himself by calling his mommy at the champagne stop.

· Oyster bed cuts fuel good shark-battling stories.

· Hand sanitizer on shark bites will make a wanker scream.

· Big money could be made in travel mug rentals.

· You can win the pash FRB award if you “ride bitch” in a tandem with engine pistons of blue steel.

· A zip lock bag makes for a good ghetto cooler.

· Hash raffles RULE!

· You know it is time to get to the on-after when the beer runs out.

HASHING ROCKS!

ON-ON!
Casual Friday

Why I hate you guys...And love...

Knowmatter how much beer a beer meister buys, the lush, a.k.a. the JRH3 pack will drink it all !

Sun block works great only on those areas aplied, a.k.a. knees and legs on fire !

Working all night until 7am, sleeping, waking up, getting beer, staying up all night, 2 hrs of sleep, kayaking 1 million hrs, sleeping while kayaking, sleeping at beer-stop, getting rolled off of kayak while sleeping, getting the phone number from a cute female Manatee who found me attractive, ants eating at my feet, hungry, lonely, tired, sun burnt, exhausted....Then working that night! After hyped up anticipation of "Night of the Living Whores", CF got "Fat Boys" and Fuckle wins the "whores"! Knowmatter how much whining, I would do it again just too see more sweaty boobs !

Cleaned up the alternate beer-van while at work. Not even one single beer remaining except for a skunky Odool's NA beer from a past hash.

Paddling Hash at Desoto....

Proof that knowmatter how nasty the beer is, PBR and Milwaukee Beast, it's all good after kayaking 1 million hrs.

On On
Hate You Guys H3

 
Trails

Trail Directions & Info

What: This is a kayak paddling hash at Ft De Soto Park. You must provide your own kayak or canoe (kayak recommended). Either bring one with you or rent one there. This is an RSVP event!

When: Meet at 9:00 AM on off at 10:00 AM. Please not the early, early times. This is necessary so that the tides will be in our favor.

Directions: Click here for a map of Ft Desoto. This puts you at the intersection of Pinellas Bayway S & Anderson Blvd, in Ft De Soto Park. From there go right on Anderson for about 1/2 mile and find the boat rentals on the right. Click here for a detailed map of the park that shows where the boat rentals are located.

Kayak Rentals: To rent a kayak in Ft De Soto Park call Topwater Kayak Outpost Rentals at 727-864-1991. They are open from 9-5 PM M-F and 9-6 on Sat/Sun. Click here to view their website.

Who's Coming So Far: Click here to see who's coming so far.

On After: The on after will be at Marco's Pizzeria, located at 1120 Pinellas Bayway , in Tierra Verde, FL. It just up the road from Ft De Soto on the way back to civilization. To get there from the starting location, go left on Anderson Rd for about 1 mile. Left on Pinellas Bayway for 3.8 miles and find Marco's on the left. Click here for a map.

Receding Hareline: Click here to view it.