Jolly Roger H3
of the Tampa Bay Metro Area
Trail #661
Wednesday, April 13th, 2011
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Hare Blessing

Choice of a New Penetration & Kitty Litter are our men of the hour
Hopefully they’ll lay a trail throwing plenty of flour

While volunteering to pull trail from out of their butts
During trail trial we should all respectfully keep our mouths shut

For as long as beer is present, it will all work out
That is until they lift their kilts to show the spotted sea trouts

Repeat after me;

Bless this hare
Bless this trail
Coppus no catch us
Trail no cross us
Count-backs no screw us
Aand true trail no loose us

In the name of the flour
The fun
And the holy run


Casual Friday

Hash Trash(s)

Choice Of A New Penetration & Kitty Litter were the hares, Where's My Goat was the FRB, Immaculate Deception was the FBI and the hares won the Brainless Award.


Thank you wanks for spending your Wednesday night laughing with the Jolly Roger H3 kennel, despite the hockey game playing at the same time! Big thanks to Choice of a New Pennetration for stepping up at the last minute to assume haring duties...also thanks to Kitty Litter for volunteering at the last second to be Penn's flour mule. Thank you More Sex and Bimbo on the Run for driving the beer van though we wished you parked a bit closer! Thanks also to Immaculate Desception for beer angeling and Whiney for covering On-Sec duties. Thank you to Just Jomara and Just Laura for stepping up to hare next Wednesday's trail. You guys rock!

A few after-thoughts....

1. As long as my car isn't on fire, I don't worry about what might be.
2. What runs in one straight direction for 3 miles, must run back 3 miles, dammit.
3. Beer helps the mind stimulate creative juices, we should drink more beer.
4. Didn't need to DVR the Bolts game last night.
5. Hares continue to lie.
6. On-Sec duties have their perks, just ask Whiney.
7. Glove-shoes make a good t-bags.
8. Lack of planning might get you the brainless award.
9. I missed the potato chips, heavy sigh...
10. See you next hash, wankers!

Casual Friday


Reserved for only the best of trails. If yours isn't here, maybe it because you didn't send us a copy of it. Yea, that's probably it. Either that or esle it was just another Shi-tty-trail, shitty trail, shitty trail. The MFs laid a shitty trail! I would rather drink a beer than do your shity trail. Shi-tty-trail.

Trail Directions & Info

Jolly Roger H3
of the Tampa Bay Metro Area
Run #661
Wednesday, April 13th, 2011

Where: Meet in the parking lot behind Murphy's Bar & Grill, located a 5915 Memorial Hwy, in Tampa, FL.

When: Meet at 6:30 PM, on trail at 7:30 PM.

Directions: Click here for a map. To get there from I-4 & I-275, in Central Tampa, go south on I-275 for 5.2 miles to Exit 39. Go north on the Veteran's Expressway/FL 589 for 2.2 miles to Exit 2B. Go left on Independence Pkwy for 1.1 miles, left on Memorial Hwy/CR 576 for 1 mile and find Murphy's on the right.

Trail: This will be a 2-3 mile "live" hare trail.

Hare: Choice Of A New Penetration.

RA: Casual Friday.

On Sec:
Whiney Bitch.

On After: The on after will be at Murphy's, back at the start.

Phone Number: For more information, or in case you get lost, call our mobile phone at 813-943-4855.

Receding Hareline: Click here to view it.

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