Jolly Roger H3
of the Tampa Bay Metro Area
Trail #660
Saturday, April 9th, 2011
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Hare Blessing

We are gathered at the Green Parrot tonight
Hoping cold beer will be within line of sight

Ship and Urine are our hares on trail
Let’s see if tonight’s walkers can go faster than snail mail

The heavy chain is given to slow runners down
And if you win the chain, you’re a real ass-clown

Personally, I’d rather fake the “Big O,”
Than run with the chain like a big fat ho.

So repeat after me;

Bless these hares
Bless this trail
Coppus no catch us
Tree branches no scratch us
Socks no mismatch us
And appendages no detach us

In the name of the flour
The fun
And the holy run!


Casual Friday

Hash Trash(s)

Ship Wrecktum & Urine Trouble were the hares, Where's My Goat was the FRB, Just Lindsey was the FBI and HPV won the Brainless Award. Just Lindsey was named Swamp Ass.



Reserved for only the best of trails. If yours isn't here, maybe it because you didn't send us a copy of it. Yea, that's probably it. Either that or esle it was just another Shi-tty-trail, shitty trail, shitty trail. The MFs laid a shitty trail! I would rather drink a beer than do your shity trail. Shi-tty-trail.

Trail Directions & Info

Run #660
Saturday, April 9th, 2011

Where: Meet in the parking lot on the left side of the Green Parrot Pub, located at 11759 N Dale Mabry, in Tampa, Florida

When: Meet at 5:00 PM, on trail at 6:00 PMish.

Direction: Click here for a map. From I-275 & Dale Mabry, in Central Tampa: Go north on Dale Mabry for about 8 miles and find the Green Parrot on the right between Linebaugh and Fletcher.

Trail: This will be a 4-6 mile trail with urban light shiggy (a 2 on scale of 1-10).

Hash Raffle: Yes, there will be a raffle! Our Raffle Meister, Taint Tickler says so. So, bring those hash T-shirts you don't want anymore, your best porn DVDs, etc and donate them to the raffle. Although, don't expect your porn DVD to make it into this particular raffle if Taint hasn't seen it yet.

Hares: Ship Wrecktum & Urine Trouble will be the hares.

Religious Advisor: Casual Friday will be the RA.

On Sec: HPV will be the On Sec.

Suggested Donation: $6 for drinkers and $3 for non-drinkers.

On After: The on after will be at the Green Parrot Pub, back at the start.

Phone Number: For more information, or in case you get lost, call our mobile phone at 813-943-4855.

Receding Hareline: Click here to view it.

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