Jolly Roger H3
 of the Tampa Bay Metro Area
 Trail #659
Wednesday, April 6th, 2011
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Hare Blessing
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We are running where cypress swamps meet business parks
I hope you all brought your light to see the hash marks

Spicy and Diaper will give us a turkey / eagle split
Which means eagle runners will have shoes full of shit

So we’ll drink some beer and change our shoes
And check under kilts for soggy UnderRoos . . .

Repeat after me;

Bless these hares
Bless this trail
Coppus no nab us
Cypress knees no stab us
Barbed wire no grab us
and tree branches no jab us

In the name of the flour
The fun
And the holy run!

HARES AWAY!

Casual Friday
 
Hash Trash(s)
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Spicy Dick Slapper and Diaper Dasher were the hares, Immaculate Deception was the FRB and the FBI and Just Favio won the Brainless Award.

Dab

Thank you Spicy and Diaper for laying a fun live trail last night! Kudos to all wanks who got their feet wet, and thanks to all wanks who shared their Wednesday night with the Jolly Roger H3 kennel. Thanks Dab, Fuckle-Up, HPV/Rectal, and Immaculate Deception for your volunteering efforts to make the hash run smooth. You guys rock!

A few thoughts while peeling off my muddy socks last night….

1. Sitting down among kilts gets you cock-in-the-face.

2. He who rolls off the truck tailgate has probably had enough beer.

3. Donny is not above running through circle alone with his kilt over his cranium.

4. Someone’s been shopping at the sock department at Target.

5. Wow! S&M showed up!

6. There were a number of wanks-on-call last night, not sure if it was for their full-time job, however.

7. We are on a good streak of harriettes stealing both chains from the regular racists.

8. Fuckle-up had his hands full…of what, I am not certain.

9. I should keep my box of hash costumes in my car to CMA for instant/surprise hash themes.

10. I have a JRH3 black mug to donate to the hash raffle, Sunday, April 17th.

On-On Wankers!
Casual Friday
 


 
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Trail Directions & Info

Jolly Roger H3
of the Tampa Bay Metro Area
Run #659
 Wednesday, April 6th, 2011
 

Where: Meet in the parking lot located at 5403 Gray Rd, in Tampa, FL.

When: Meet at 6:30 PM, on trail at 7:30 PM.

Directions: Click here for a map. From I-4 & I-275 in Central Tampa, go south on I-275 for 4.8 miles. Go right, or north, on Westshore Blvd, at Exit 40A, for .1 mile. Make the first left onto Cypress St for .8 miles. Go left at N Reo St for .3 miles. Take the 2nd left at Gray St for about 100 yards and find the starting location in the parking lot on the left.

Trail: This "live" trail will be 2.5+ miles of true trail with a short turkey/eagle split around some shallow water which will make it dog and stroller friendly. Shiggy level 0.5 (1-10 scale). Bring a change of shoes for eagle trail.

Hares: Spicy Dick Slapper & Diaper Dasher will be the hares.

Religious Advisor: F*ckleUp

On Sec: HPV

Donations: Suggest $6 for drinkers and $3 for non-drinkers.

On After: The on after will be at the Pub, located at 2223 NW Shore Blvd. Its in the International Mall. The Pub is kilt friendly. All the staff wears kilts. To get there from the starting location, go right, or west, on Gray St for about 100 yards and then right on Reo St for .3 miles. Take the 2nd right onto W Cypress for .8 miles, left on Westshore Blvd for .6 miles. Right after crossing Boyscout, make the first left to stay on Westshore for .3 miles and find the Pub by the NW entrance into the mall. Click here for a map.

Phone Number: For more information, or in case you get lost, call our mobile phone at 813-943-4855.

Receding Hareline: Click here to view it.



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