Jolly Roger H3
of the Tampa Bay Metro Area
Run #656
Saturday, March 26th, 2011
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Hare Blessing

Shiggy shiggy, here we come
Ready to splash our way through some fun

CF and Garth are the hares
They promised us shiggy up to our ears

So make sure you have plenty bug spray
And when you see the beer near let out a hooray

Repeat after me:

Bless these hares
Bless this trail
Snake us no bite us
Ivy us no rash us

In the name of the flour
The fun
And the holly run

On Off!

Ship Wrecktum

Hash Trash(s)

Casual Friday and May The Girth Be With You were the hares. Gutless Wonder was the FRB. Immaculate Deception was the FBI, however, she did not stay for circle so the award went to the 2nd place FBI, Mommie Deepest. And finally, Diaper Dasher won the Brainless Award for loosing F*ckleUp's mother's underware, which was attached to the FRB chain he was carrying on trail.

Hey Wankers!

A huge thanks to all 50 wanks who took time out of their busy and beautiful Saturday to have fun with the Jolly Roger H3...what a great hash! The weather Gods cooperated with our request and the pack was in great spirits! Big thanks to those who volunteered time and effort to help make Saturday's hash happen; Dabadoo, Head Plant Vagina, Ship Wreckedtum, Golden Receiver, and most of all my co-hare, May The Girth Be With You, who is always a pleasure to hare with.

While scrubbing the mud from beneath my toe nails last night, a few thoughts had crossed my mind....
A little mud is good, a whole lot of mud and 50 people makes it hilarious.
A mattress in the woods should always be used for something.
I should plug my nose the next time I help Donny drink out of her new shoes.
It's only a matter of just HOW LONG Diaper will pay for losing Mama Fuckle's panties.
When stuck in mud up to your "danger zone", you may as well sit back and drink your beer.
Why do I love that suction sound when a hasher pulls himself out of the mud?
...just to put it right back in...
Note to self: add one item to virgin schooling; when running on the Veteran's Expressway, you're not on trail...ever.
I wonder if Rectal's blazer got him any new digits.
Fuckle-Up got porn we'll never see again.

Casual Friday


Trail Directions & Info

Jolly Roger H3
of the Tampa Bay Metro Area
Run #655
, March 23rd, 2011

Where: Meet behind the Cop Shop Bar & Grill, located at 3780 Tampa Road, in Oldsmar, FL.

When: Meet at 6:30 PM, on trail at 7:30 PM.

Directions: From I-4 & I-275, in Central Tampa, go south on I-275 for 4.8 miles. Go right, or north on the Veteran's Expressway at Exit 40A for, left, or west on the Hillsborough Blvd, which will eventually become Tampa Road, for about 10 miles and find the Cop Shop Bar & Grill on the left. Click here for directions.

Trail: Trail will be 2-3 miles and should be dog & stroller friendly. Make sure you bring a flashlight as it still gets dark on trail. Bug spray is also recommended.

Hares: Pet Me I'm Drunk will be the hare.

Religious Advisor: Casual Friday.

On Sec: Whiney Bitch.

Suggested Donations: Suggest $6 for drinkers and $3 for non-drinkers.

On After: The on after will be at the Cop Shop, back at the start.

Phone Number: For more information, or in case you get lost, call our mobile phone at 813-943-4855.

Receding Hareline: Click here to view it.

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