Jolly Roger H3
of the Tampa Bay Metro Area
Run #655
Wednesday, March 23rd, 2011
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Hare Blessing

We are by the Cop Shop Sports Bar once again
Itís a nice place to drink some beer now and then

Pet Me Iím Drunk is our fearless hare
Iím sure sheís dead, so there will be no snare

Who will win the FRB chain, I canít wait to see
Who tonightís competitive nerd will be

Repeat after me;

Bless this hare
Bless this trail
Coppus no catch us
Shiggy no scratch us
Arms and legs no detatch us
And socks no mismatch us

In the name of the flour
The fun
And the holy run

Casual Friday

Hash Trash(s)

Pet Met I'm Drunk was the hare, Diaper Dasher was the FRB, Shock The Beaver was the FBI and Diaper Dasher won the Brainless Award.


Wow, another fantastic Jolly Roger H3 turn-out on a school night! Thank you wankers for being such fun sports and sharing your school night; you wanks rock! Thank you Dabadoo, Pet Me Iím Drunk, Pussy Propulsion, I Be Smart, Whiney Bitch, and Golden Receiver for volunteering your efforts to help support another fun trail and circle!

Thoughts from my back-sideÖ..

- Give a kid enough brandy and he wonít feel the chain around his neck.
- Donny studs donít remember why they won the brainless award.
- Hashers can be moved away from the bar but canít be moved away from the beer.
- Dishwashers make enough money for cool bicycles.
- Screw around in circle long enough and you get the chalk bucket.
- Weapons of Ass Destruction works-out?
- Just Debbie likes her beer mug closer to the pitcher when itís dark.

Casual Friday


Reserved for only the best of trails. If yours isn't here, maybe it because you didn't send us a copy of it. Yea, that's probably it. Either that or esle it was just another Shi-tty-trail, shitty trail, shitty trail. The MFs laid a shitty trail! I would rather drink a beer than do your shity trail. Shi-tty-trail.

Trail Directions & Info

Jolly Roger H3
of the Tampa Bay Metro Area
Run #655
, March 23rd, 2011

Where: Meet behind the Cop Shop Bar & Grill, located at 3780 Tampa Road, in Oldsmar, FL.

When: Meet at 6:30 PM, on trail at 7:30 PM.

Directions: From I-4 & I-275, in Central Tampa, go south on I-275 for 4.8 miles. Go right, or north on the Veteran's Expressway at Exit 40A for, left, or west on the Hillsborough Blvd, which will eventually become Tampa Road, for about 10 miles and find the Cop Shop Bar & Grill on the left. Click here for directions.

Trail: Trail will be 2-3 miles and should be dog & stroller friendly. Make sure you bring a flashlight as it still gets dark on trail. Bug spray is also recommended.

Hares: Pet Me I'm Drunk will be the hare.

Religious Advisor: Casual Friday.

On Sec: Whiney Bitch.

Suggested Donations: Suggest $6 for drinkers and $3 for non-drinkers.

On After: The on after will be at the Cop Shop, back at the start.

Phone Number: For more information, or in case you get lost, call our mobile phone at 813-943-4855.

Receding Hareline: Click here to view it.

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