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We're hashing at the parking garage of Publix' Greenwise
We better behave because security has many electronic eyes.
Pet Me and Whiney Bitch have pre-laid trail
Let's find beer near quick so we don't freeze our tail
Repeat after me;
Bless these hares
Bless this trail
Security guard no scold us
HAZMAT team no clean us
And Jack Frost no bite us
In the name of the flour
And the cold as fuck run
Pet Me I'm Drunk & Whiney Bitch were the hares, Lepracock was the FRB, Rash4Days
was the FBI and Imacualte Deception was the Brainless Award winner for giving
the worse blow job ever. Fat Bastard drank for IM since she was not drinking.
Click here to see who was there.
To you hearty wanks who showed up last night at the #630 hash; you guys ROCK!
Thanks Whiney and Pet Me for laying a fine trail last night; it was a lot of fun. Oh, and perhaps next time the WOC wanks will wait just 2 more seconds for my fat ass to get to it....do you all not remember the Casual Friday WOC TRADITION? I see there's more training to be done in future chalk talks; something also tells me now I'll see 6 harriers stand at the next WOC with a jar of peanut butter waiting for my ass, but I digress. ID, thank you for entertaining the pack with the fastest BJ I've ever seen in my 10 years of hashing; and I've seen a lot of porn (cha! I won them at the hash raffle!). Or perhaps Just Brandon is simply that QUICK about it; the young ones never seem to last as long as you want them to; heavy sigh.
I hope you liked the cold air that I ordered so IBS and I could wear our thick football team coats without roasting in them; an RA's gotta do what an RA's gotta do. Rectal, nice to see you at my backside again; nice pants, by the way.
Thanks wanks for the laughter, thanks Dab for the cold beer, I can't think of more than one or two things to throw into that mix to make a Wednesday night worth getting out of the house for!
This trail started
on the top floor of the Publix garage, at Azeele and Howard, near downtown
Tampa. Trail started out going north toward Kennedy. This was a preset, dead
hare, close A to B trail. True trail was about 3 miles. Pet Me I'm Drunk drove
the beer truck and Whiney Bitch acted as the sweeper to ensure nobody got lost
and to give short cuts to the walkers. The orange colored lines represents the
short cuts gvien. The walkers and the runners all arrived at the end within 5
minutes of each other, the mark of an outstanding trail. The only thing I
would've done differently is to put the beer stop about 2/3 - 3/4 of the along
trail, closer towards the end. Otherwise I thought this trail was outstanding!
Trail Directions & Info
Jolly Roger H3
Of the Tampa Bay Metro Area
Wednesday, January 12th, 2011
Where: Meet on the top floor of the Publix Greenwise Parking Garage, located at 2401 W Azeele St, in Tampa, FL.
When: Meet at 6:30 PM, on trail at 7:30 PM sharp!
Directions: Click here for a map.
From I-275 & I-4, in Central Tampa: Go south on I-275 for 2.1 miles. Take the Howard/Armenia exit, at Exit 42, onto W Green St for .4 miles. Go left on Armenia Ave for 1.1 miles, left on Azeele St and find Publix Parking Garage on the immediate left.
From Wesley Chapel, to the North: Go south on I-75 to I-275 south for 18 miles. Take the Howard/Armenia exit, at Exit 42, onto W Green St for .4 miles. Go left on Armenia Ave for 1.1 miles, left on Azeele St and find Publix Parking Garage on the immediate left.
From St. Pete, to the South: Starting at Gandy, go north on I-275 for 13.8 miles. Take the Armenia Ave exit, at Exit 42 for .4 miles. Go right on Armenia for 1 mile, left on Azeele St and find Publix Parking Garage on the immediate left.
From Lakeland, to the East: Go west on I-4 and then south on I-275 for 2.1 miles. Take the Howard/Armenia exit, at Exit 42, onto W Green St for .4 miles. Go left on Armenia Ave for 1.1 miles, left on Azeele St and find Publix Parking Garage on the immediate left.
From Clearwater, to the West: Go east on FL-60 to I-275. Go north on I-275 for 2.9 miles. Take the Armenia Ave exit, at Exit 42 for .4 miles. Go right on Armenia for 1 mile, left on Azeele St and find Publix Parking Garage on the immediate left.
Trail: This will be a 3+ mile dog and stroller friendly, dead hare A to B trail.
On After: The on after will be a The Dubliner, located at 2307 W Azeele St. Its across the street from Publix to the east. Click here for a map.
Hares: Pet Me I'm Drunk & Whiney Bitch will be the hares.
Phone Number:For more information, or in case you get lost, call our mobile phone at 813-943-4855.
Receding Hareline: Click here to view it.
Next JRH3 Hash: The next JRH3 has will be on Saturday, January 15th.