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FuckleUp and Rainbow are laying trail tonight
Thank “G” we have Rainbow to make Fuckle do it right
It is the gimp-lover’s birthday, and I do swear
Fuckle totally missed his birthday theme, “All harriettes in a wheelchair”
With the hares out of the race for the chains this evening
Who’s going to win a spot with the Friday-night “Sure Thing”
Repeat after me:
Bless these hares
Bless this trail
Ybor City Security no stop us
Cars no run over us
Lights that look like vaginal inserts, no fail us
Lepracock, lead follow us
And beer keg, no drain us
In the name of the flour
And the holy run!
F*ckleUp & TasteMyRainbow were the hares. MetroNoSexual
was the FRB, FaQ was the and F*ckleUp & TasteMyRainbow won the Brainless Award.
Holy missing walkers; what a cool trail through Ybor City!
Thank you FuckleUp and TasteMyRainbow for giving the pack a very fun live trail
in an awesome location. Thank you to pack members who volunteered beer van duty,
without you we would not have had a beer stop, a rainbow stop, and a melted
popsicle stop; you guys rock! FaQ had another great run, she got to show off the
yellow girlie-thing and take in some package checks; it doesn’t get much better
than that unless you’re at Casual’s pad watching really, really bad boy-porn
(hey, the package said they were all 18!) and watching RectalRoommate squirm
(right Shitz?). I must thank AlwaysTheBull for the crotch ramming; I almost
forgot why I had a large blue stain on the front of my sarong. I must mention
that “invisible chalk” does not dismiss any wank from the chalk-sucker
down-down; just ask KneesToCum. Nice to see a few gone-way-too-longs (TagMyJuicyTarget
and CrotchOnTheRocks), and leave it to MetroNoSexual for being absent for 69
months just to return and take Friday hash-MILF date night away from Lepracock.
The hares did not drink much out of the skull; but they are young-ins and will
learn it is best to drink from the skull than to waste the beer on the side of
another hasher’s cranium.
Thanks to all wanks who participated in FuckleUp’s birthday hash! Next year we will all have to show up in wheelchairs…and what a great idea for an adventure hash!
Trail Directions & Info
Jolly Roger H3
Of the Tampa Bay Metro Area
FuckleUp's Birthday Hash
Wednesday, November 17th, 2010
Where: Meet in the parking lot just east of the New World Brewery, located at 1313 E 8th Ave, in YBor City (east downtown Tampa, FL).
When: Meet at 6:30 PM, on trail at 7:30 PM sharp!
Starting Location: Click here for a map of the starting location.
Parking: Suggest everyone park in the garage located at the NW corner of E 8th Ave & N 13th St. Its cost $1 for the first 3 hours and $3 for 3-4 hours.
Directions to Parking: Click here for a map to parking. Click here for map photo of the starting location and parking garages nearby.
Go west on I-4 for .7 miles, take Exit 1 to 21st Street. Go right on 21st St for .1 mile, right on Palm for .6 miles, left on 13th for .1 mile and find the parking garage on the right. This is the recommended route. The others may be shorter and even faster, but they are much more complicated.
From I-275 & I-4, in Central Tampa:
From Wesley Chapel, to the North: From FL-54 & I-75, go south on I-75 for 4.9 miles, south on I-275 for 15.3 miles , take Exit 46A to Floribraska Ave, left on Floribraska for .2 miles, right on N Nebraska for .6 miles, left on Palm Ave for .4 miles, right on N 13th St for .1 mile and find the parking garage on the right.
From St Pete, to the South: From Gandy Blvd & I-275, go east on Gandy across Tampa Bay. Go east on the Crosstown Expressway for 4.9 miles. Take Exit 6A/6B towards Downtown East/West. Take the Platt St/Channelside Dr exit at Exit 6B on the left toward Downtown-East. Turn slight left onto Channelside, which becomes Jefferson St. Continue on Jefferson St for .4 miles. Go right onto E Jackson St for .2 miles. Go left on N Nebraska Ave for .3 miles. Turn slight right onto Nuccio Pkwy for .6 miles. Go right onto 8th Ave for .1 mile and find the parking garage on the left.
From Brandon, to the East: Go west on the Crosstown Expressway to Exit 9. Go right on 22nd St for .1 mile. Go left on Adamo Dr for .5 miles. Go right on 15th St for .4 miles. Go left on 8th Ave for .2 miles and find the parking garage on the right.
From Clearwater, to the West: Go east on FL-60 to I-275 northbound. Go north on I-275 for 4.4 miles. Take Exit 44 towards Downtown East/Downtown West. Take the Scott St ramp towards Downtown East onto Scott St for 1 mile. Turn right on Scott Dr for .1 mile. Go left on Nuccio Pkwy for .3 miles. Go right on 8th Ave for .1 mile and find the parking garage on the left.
Donations: Suggest $6 for drinkers and $3 for non-drinkers.
Hares: F*ckleUp will be the hare and the birthday boy, with TasteMyRainbow as his co-hare.
Trail: This will be a 2-3 mile relatively easy dog and stroller friendly, urban shiggy trail. Since it is F*cleUp's Birthday hash there will be a "F*ckle Up" stop on trail (if the hobo's don't find it first) and there might also be a "Rainbow" shot stop.
On After: The on after will be at the New World Brewery, back at the start where they will have BBQ chicken for $5 and BBQ chicken & ribs for $8 a plate.
Phone Number: For more information, or in case you get lost, call our mobile phone at 813-943-4855.
Receding Hareline: Click here to view it.