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Welcome to today's
Lets hope the shiggy doesn't give us a rash
This will be Math's last hare
At least for a while, so don't despair
The trail is dead so the hares can see checks
Or ride off together and have sex
They'll make sure we have a good time on trail
And if you don't, f*ck you, there's pumpkin ale!
Repeat after me:
Bless These Hares
Bless This Trail
Bike-us No Flip-us
Car-us No Hit-us
Tit-us do show-us!
In the name of the flour
And the holy run
MathSucks & ShipWrecktum were the hares. Lepracock was the FRB, FaQ was
the FBI and ShipWrecktum won the Brainless Award.
Holy bicycle grease, the JRH3
adventure bash was a lot of fun! Thanks wanks, for your enthusiasm and the great
turn out! All spare bikes were used and I’ve got a list of wanks who owe me
something special; and you all know who you are. MathSucksLetsF*ck and
ShipWrecktum did a hell of a job laying a fantastic trail, including beach-side
mimosas and a fun beer stop! I enjoyed the volleyball game in the sun, and
thanks to RectalRoommate, there’s a toilet bowl out there that will never be
used again. Dab, thanks for driving the SAG wagon, as there is always at least
one cycle SNAFU (situation normal, all f*cked up) in a bash, right GRC?
Side note; how appropriate that the term “SAG” comes from a 1930’s British expression about riders “sagging” off the back of a group. All along, I thought that was the definition of “DFL.”
FuckleUp finished a hard ass-slapping on Big Red, and deserved the coveted Big Red toe tag that he pulled from my…let’s just say the tag was real warm. Lepracock spent his time mowing down Rib Fest wanders including small children, so he could win a date with MamaFuckle. FaQ gets to join in Friday night’s festivities as well. ShipWrecktum received the brainless award, though undeserved, as riding 69 miles with full bottles of champagne on his back for our mimosa stop should have exempted him from all brainless nominations that day.
Thank you pack, for welcoming our four virgin bashers, thank you FuckleUp for RA-ing a fun circle, and thank you Math for being Beer Angel as well as haring. Sunday was a terrific day for a bash, looking forward to the next one!
Trail Directions & Info
Jolly Roger H3
Of the Tampa Bay Metro Area
Bicycle Adventure Hash (Bash)
Sunday, November 14th, 2010
Where: Meet in the Huggins-Stengel Baseball Field parking lot, located at 1320 5th St N, in St Petersburg, FL.
When: Meet at 2:00 PM, on trail at 3:00 PMish.
Directions: From Tampa, go south on I-275 across Tampa Bay to 22nd Ave N at Exit 24. Go left on 22nd Ave N for 1.3 miles, right onto 5th St N for . 5 miles and find the Huggins-Stengel Baseball Field on the right. Click here for a map.
Trail: True trail is about 7.5 miles long with 2 beverage stops. So, unless you are a VERY strong runner, we suggest you ride a bike. Any kind of a bike will do as its 99% on pavement.
Hares: MathSucks and ShipWrecktum will be the hares.
On After: The on after will be at Crowley's, located at 269 Central Ave. To get there from the starting location, go left, or north, on 5th St, right on 13th Ave N for .1 mile, right on 4th St for 1 mile, left on Central for .1 mile and find Crowley's on the left. Click here for a map.
Phone Number: For more information, or in case you get lost, call our mobile phone at 813-943-4855.
Receding Hareline: Click here to view it.