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Another wanker’s birthday hash we’re
We hope the gag gifts aren’t too offending
Pet Me I’m Drunk is today’s hare and birthday girl
Let’s all drink a beer for her until we all hurl
Break out your lanterns and your flashlights for trail
Shiggy is thick, please don’t smack into a fence rail
Repeat after me:
Bless this birthday hare
Bless this birthday trail
Coppus no stop us
Flashlights no drop us
Water no slop us
Low fences no chop us
And tree branches no bop us
In the name of the flour
And the holy run…
PetMeI'mDrunk & Dickfibrillator were the
hares. Lepracock was the FRB and JustSam(Mulhany) was the FBI. FuckleUp won the
Holy battling horns, what a fun shiggy
trail! Thank you to the birthday girls, PetMe and DickFib for laying a sweet
trail! Reading glasses, rodeo hats, delicious math cherries and poison ivy were
found on trail, and so was a hasher-down or two. RectalRoommate was first to
report that there were no dicks on trail, so a shitty trail was claimed. Despite
Lepracock’s usual moaning and groaning, he was awarded the FRB chain and sniffed
mom’s crotchless panties, and JustSam obtained the FBI chain. WillSing4Head and
I celebrated our 200th Jolly Roger H3 hash run, and we were all entertained by a
JRH3 first-timer harriette duo with a song and interpretive dance combo. F*ckleUp
won the brainless award for the third time for not spending any time with his
raffle prize he won 69 weeks ago, despite our promptings. After ShitzAhoy got it
from behind, JustKyle was presented with his hashy new name, until we decide to
change it, “RapedByARat.”
Thank you RectalRoommate for watching my backend, thank you DickFib and MathSucksLet’sF*ck for keeping the pack well-lubricated, and big thanks to the pack for being such good sports and cumming out to spend your Wednesday night with the Jolly Roger H3 kennel.
You guys rock!
See you at the JRH3 Inaugural Red Dress Run this Saturday!
Trail Directions & Info
Jolly Roger H3
PetMeI'mDrunk's & Dickfirbillator's Birthday Hash
Wednesday, October 6th, 2010
Where: Meet in the front parking lot at Peggy O'Neills, located at 13910 W Hillsborough Ave, Tampa, FL.
When: Meet at 6:30 PM, on trail at 7:30 PM sharp!
Directions: Click here for a map.
Go south on I-75 to Exit 274. Take I-275 south for 13.6 miles to Hillsborough Ave at Exit 47. Go west on Hillsborough for 12.6 miles and find Peggy O'Neills on the left, just prior to Race Track.
From Wesley Chapel, to the North:
From St Petersburg, to the South: From I-275, go north on Exit 30 onto Roosevelt Blvd for 4.4 miles. Merge onto CR-611 N W for 7.9 miles. Go right on SR-580, which becomes Hillsborough, for 4.3 miles and find Peggy O'Neills on the right, just after Race Track.
From I-4 & I-275, in Central Tampa, to the East: Go south on I-275 for 5 miles. Go north on the Veterans Expressway for 5.6 miles. Go left, or west on Hillsborough for 4.8 miles and find Peggy O'Neills on the left, just prior to Race Track.
From the Gulf Coast, to the West: Go north or south until you get to SR 580 in Dunedin. Go east on SR 580 for 9.4 miles and find Peggy O'Neills on the right, just after Race Track.
Trail: Make sure you bring a flashlight as trail will be in a lot of wilderness an shiggy and it will be dark out.
Remarks: The JRH3 has flashlights for sale for $5 each. They are the combination flashlight, glow stick and whistle we had as the gimmie for the 600th run. All we have left are the ones with the red glow stick.
Donations: Suggest $6 for drinkers and $3 for non-drinkers.
Hare: PetMeI'mDrunk will be the hare. PetMeI'mDrunk.
On After: The on after will be at Peggy O'Neills, back at the start where PetMeI'mDrunk works.
Phone Number: For more information, or in case you get lost, call our mobile phone at 813-943-4855.
Receding Hareline: Click here to view it.