Hash Trash
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GrittyKitty was the hare, EdTheSock was the FRB and CasualFriday was the FRB. JustKyle(Holley) won the Brainless Award.

Dab

Oh, and the quote from the hash that I remember is HPV in a giddy, almost feminine voice saying "NOT MY BELLYBUTTON!"

...and yet, I woke up this morning with the distinct morning-after taste of bellybutton in my mouth. Hmmmmm...... And Spicy Apple. Go figure! Anyhow, I'm gonna go eat some crackers now and go back to bed. The kayak is still on my car, and I just couldn't care less. I DID, however, locate several items I thought were lost, but they were actually just strewn about quite randomly in my car. All is well!

By the way, to those that had the stamina to stay for the on-after-after, my roommate (Yes I Wood!) and I have a saying: "Gotta love The Sail!" ...now you know just what that means!

Ahh, back to sleep, with purring while dreaming of happy moments from yesterday, like imagining Locked Up on a Paddle Board with his coolie of Canadian beers championing both wind and current gracefully while wearing a hyper-inflated yet revealing gladiator costume.... Ahhhh, sweet dreams... sweet, sweet dreams.....

-Cow Gritty (the "cow" is silent!)

PS. Best pee break EVER! (because I was upstream!)

GrittyKitty

Holy oyster beds, what a fun hash! The weather was perfect for a paddling trail hared by GrittyKitty and enjoyed by all wanks at attendance. Boats were launched, tramp stamps were given out, sangria was shared and the pack was locked and loaded for a good time... LockedUpABroad was the first to fall out of his boat, thank goodness he was wearing his “safety first” blow-up PDF that exploded when he reached for a beer. VirginTony was seen heading in the wrong direction every 69 seconds so we tied him up to the back end of safety-boy so he could stay with the pack. UDriveI’llF*ck needed a stunt-paddler, so CowFluffer abandoned her paddleboard, jumped in the kayak, and they zigzagged to the YBF. The beer stop was awesome; a few wanks left graphiti on the tiki hut ceiling while Gritty played bartender. There was a fight to the finish between GayRodeoClown, EdTheSock, CowFluffer and myself--it was a unanimous call that Ed got the FRB chain; we don’t care what he says about it.

The sun set, the pack got a bite to eat, and great fun was had by all. Big thanks to all wanks who showed up to contribute to the hilarious hash paddling adventure! You guys rock!

On-On!
Casual Friday

Trail Directions & Info

Joint Jolly Roger/South Canada H3
Kayak Adventure Hash
JRH3 Run #602/SCH3 Run #8
Sunday, October 3rd, 2010

Where: Meet at the Crab Shack, located at 5430 Baylea Ave, Port Richey, FL.

When: Meet at 3:00 PM, on trail at 4:00 PMish.

What: You will have 2 types of trails to choose from;

1. Kayak Trail: You may put your own kayak in at The Crab Shack or rent one from The Crab Shack for $40 for a single or $55 for a tandem (double). Call 727-847-6300 to make your reservation. Or, you may be able to rent them for less if you call a nearby competitor, Sand's Kayaks, at 727-916-0152. Ask for Sandy.

2. Cheap-Bastards Trail: Run along the riverside to keep up with the pack (not recommended for walkers).

Remarks: The pontoon boat option has been cancelled due to lack of interest.

Hare: GrittyKitty will be the hare.

Directions: Click here for a map.

Donations: Suggest $6 for drinkers & $3 for non-drinkers.

On After: The on after will be at The Crab Shack, back at the start, where we will enjoy a waterfront sunset. And, they do allow dogs.

Phone Number: For more information, or in case you get lost, call our mobile phone at 813-943-4855.

Receding Hareline: Click here to view it.

Printable Copy: Click here for a black & white printable copy of this info.