Jolly Roger H3
of the Tampa Bay Metro Area
Run #
Wednesday, September 29th, 2010
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Hare Blessing

We're back with the original bromance for hares
Fuckle and Ship make such great bromance pairs

They said there's light shiggy but don't hares lie
I just wanted to give you that rain is everywhere FYI

So we'll follow their plops on this live run
And continue after dark so goodbye sun

Let's hope we snare one of these lover boys
Just be sure it's a harriet because I don't want to see their lover toys!

Repeat after me:

Bless these hares
Bless this trail
Gay men us no find us
Soccer mom us no cougar us
Dink us please find us
And rain us please pass us

In the name of the flour
The fun
And the Holy run!

Hares away!


Hash Trash


ShipWrecktum & F*ckleUp were the hares. LockedUpAbroad was the FRB, JustSamantha was the FBI and WillSing4Head won the Brainless Award.


Holy spandex, what a fun trail! Ship and Fuckle did a great job offering a trail with pavement pounding, forest foraging, and parking lot ranging! The shot stop was awesome though I believe a civilian was Jonesing for a few as she asked the pack 69 times if we were okay. HeadPlantVagina and AlwaysTheBull did trail backwards, not knowing it disqualified them from receiving the coveted FRB and FIB chains that they schemed a plan to obtain. JustJess blew MayTheGirthBeWithYou, and headbands were doled out to Girth and LockedUpABroad recognizing their awesome participation in the JRH3 kennel. After a fun dog fight, JustSamantha and LockedUp were chained-up and WillSingForHead drank from the skull for showing his franks n beans through his spandex pants.

Thank you AccidentalAnal for a rousing hare blessing, thanks Ship and Fuckle for a fun trail; and as always, thank you MathSucksLetsF*ck for keeping the pack lubed throughout circle. Thank you Whiney for keeping track of things behind the green door, and most of all, thanks to all wankers who showed up on a school night to hash in the dark.

You guys rock!

Casual Friday

Trail Directions & Info

Jolly Roger H3
of the Tampa Bay Metro Area
Run #601
Wednesday, September 29th, 2010

Where: Meet in Beef O'Brady's parking lot, located at 15784 N Dale Mabry Hwy,  in Tampa (Carrollwood Area), FL.

When: Meet at 6:30 PM, on trail at 7:30 PM sharp.

Directions: Click here for a map.

From Wesley Chapel, to the North: Go south on I-75 and then I-1275 to Bearrs at Exit 53. Go right, or west on Bearrs for 3.1 miles, right on Dale Mabry for .8 mile and find the Beef O'Brady's on the left.

From I-275 & Dale Mabry, in Central Tampa, to the South: Go north on Dale Mabry for 9.8 miles and find the Beef O'Brady's on the left.

From Temple Terrace to the East: Go west on Fowler to I-275, north on I-275 to Bearrs, left, or west on Bearrs 3.1 miles, right on Dale Mabry for .8 mile and find the Beef O'Brady's on the left.

From the Veteran's Expressway & Ehrlich Rd, to the West: Go east on Ehrlich for 3.6 miles, left, or north on Dale Mabry for .8 miles and find the Beef O'brady's on the left.

Trail: This will be a 3 mile "live" trail with light shiggy.

Donations: Suggest $6 for drinkers and $3 for non-drinkers.

Hares: F*ckleUp & ShipWrectum will be the hares.

On After: The on after will be a Beef O'Brady's back at the start.

Phone Number: For more information, or in case you get lost, call our mobile phone at 813-943-4855

Receding Hareline: Click here to view it.

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