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Welcome to our 600th hash
If the ladies would like, they may flash
Our hares today are CasualFriday & HeadPlantVagina
They claim their trail will absolutely be fina
For those who got the flashlight
Make sure you bring it on Wednesday night
Reapeat after me:
Bless these hares
Bless this trail
Coppus no catch us
Gator no bite us
In the name of the flour…
And the holy run
CasualFriday and HPV were the
hares, F*ckleUp & Fluffer were the FRBs and FuckleUp won the Brinless
Holy Tainted prayer rugs, what a great crowd for the Jolly Roger H3 600th hash! We enjoyed a pirate ship-load of JRH3 first-timers and a crap-load of fun! A good mix of terrain caught a handful of hashers down in the backwaters of Wesley Chapel and AlwaysTheBull enjoyed creating a “dirt angel” in the cow pasture access road after 5-fingering a US flag on trail. Who would have thought that a tiny little 5-stone water crossing would have been a hash challenge; perhaps the strong shots had something to do with i,t thanks to our hash mixologist, GayRodeoClown. Circle was up there on the scale of humor, as GrittyKitty spent circle on her back, MathSucksLetsF*ck won Taint’s raffle mystery porn, and most laughable was when JustKaz (and WheresMyGoat) were dumped-on with a skull-full of beer, scotch, vodka, cheeseballs, and FuckleUp’s gizz. That accidental drowning will go down in JRH3 hash history! One blowjob was performed, GRC was given her 350 JRH3 hash award, Fuckle-Up obtained the FrontRunningBastard chain and CowFluffer was given the FirstBitchIn chain. A down-down by the past and present mismanagement of the Jolly Roger H3 was executed and great hashing shenanigans were had by all!
Thank you MathSucks and DickFibrillater for executing your fine beer angel skills, and thank you HPV for sharing the 600th volunteer hare duty with me! Thank you Whiney for taking care of business behind the curtain and most of all, big thanks to all wankers who came out to play!
Thank you Dabadoo for bringing us wanks 600 opportunities to laugh our pirate fannies off; may we enjoy many more to cum!
Trail Directions & Info
of the Tampa Bay Metro Area
Where: Meet near the Blood Services Office, located at 5319 Village Market, Wesley Chapel, FL, which is in the southeast corner of I-75 & Wesley Chapel, Blvd/FL Hwy-54.When: Meet at 3:00 PM, on trail at 4:00 PMish. Directions: Click here for a map.
From Ocala, to the North: Go south on I-75, left, or east on FL Hwy-54, at Exit 279, cross under I-75 and find the Blood Services Office on the right in the strip mall. From I-275 & Dale Mabry, in Central Tampa, to the South: Go north on I-275, north on I-75, right, or east on FL Hwy-54, at Exit 279 and find the Blood Services Office on the right, in the strip mall. From Lakeland, to the East: Go west on I-4, north on I-75, right, or east on FL Hwy-54, at Exit 279, and find the Blood Services Office on the right in the strip mall. From New Port Richey, to the West: Go east on FL-54, continue straight ahead on FL-56, left, or north on I-75, right, or east on FL-54, at Exit 279, and find the Blood Services Office on the right in the strip mall. Trail Notes: There will be forest shiggy (some water if it rains that day), dress appropriately! Be sure to use bug spray, poison ivy block and sunscreen as you will get a good mix of terrain on this trail. Trail is not stroller-friendly but work arounds will be available. Hares: CasualFriday & HeadPlantVagina will be the hares.
Donations:Suggest $10 for drinkers and $7 for non-drinkers which includes a combination flashlight, glow stick & whistle as the gimmie. The previously advertized shiggy socks will not be available for this event.
On After (On On):The on after will be at the Winner's Bar & Grill, located in the same strip mall as the start.
On On On: There will be crash space available at Dab & GRC's place after the on after/On On for the On On On. The pool will be heated to 94 degrees F and the hot tub will be available as well along with a toasty fire in the fire pit. Tent space in the back yard and floor space will also be available. Come over earlier if you want to set up a tent or drop off your shit. The gate on the right side will be left open. The address is 7007 Orvicti Ct, Wesley Chapel. FL. To get there from the starting location, go left on Wesley Chapel Blvd/FL-54 for 1 mile, right after the 7-11 onto Old Pasco Rd for 1.1 miles, left onto Quail Hollow Blvd for .6 miles, left onto Sora Blvd and then make an immediate right onto Orvicti Ct and find 7007 at the end of the cul-de-sac. Click here for a map.
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2. Trail:(Yes or No)
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