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Wanna, Hung and Rainbow
Are Haring together tonight
Did they bring enough flour
To mark the trail right
Will the rain wash away the marks
Forcing everyone to roam
Will there be any ladies checks
Or only ones to show the bone
To answer all these questions
You must run in the humidity and heat
And if you can catch a Hare
You will get a treat
For in the Jolly Rogers
The penalty for getting snared
Is to come into the circle
And your Henie you must bare
Repeat after me:
Bless these hares
Bless this trail
Coppus, no stop us
Rain us, no soak us
Water us, no drown us
In the name of the flour
And the fun
And the holy Run
TasteMyRainbow & HungLikeA-KenDoll were the hares. FuckleUp was the FRB and the
Brainless Award winner.
Holy swords, it was
another wet scorcher with the humidity at 169% and the heat index off the
charts! Kudos to little GoatSex for sticking it out in his baby kilt and to all
wanks for not complaining! The hares; Hung, Wanna and Rainbow did an excellent
job on their live trail; we all enjoyed a good mix of shiggy assault and urban
pounding. The pack lost BlindPussy to a swamp crossing and the hare team lost
Hung to a HotCarl attack. AlwaysTheBull tempted fate by wrapping her bull horns
with tin-foil and wore it through a lightning show--thus guaranteeing her a
lonely walk on trail. Thank you to HotQuarterLoad for leaving the pack love
notes on trail; however clearing ladiesí checks with his own manboobs so he
could run-on to win a date with FuckleUpís mom, was questionable hash behavior.
Thank you BlindPussy for pulling in those who enjoyed trail for a down-down; you
truly stumped them all. Big thanks to JustDave for not taking my sarong with the
whistle during his blowjob. Fuckle took the brainless award like the Donny champ
that he is; including eating the balls and not staining his kilt. Thank you
Metro for introducing a new song to circle, not sure what the melody was, but it
sure made us all laugh.
Big thanks to our beer angel volunteers, you guys rock! BlindPussy and RectalRoommate, thank you for conducting a fun circle and Dabadoo, thank you for driving the beer van and not getting lost. Most of all, big thanks to every wanker for showing up on a hot Wednesday night to share the laughter and fun of a good hash kennel.
Trail Directions & Info
of the Tampa Bay Metro Area
Wednesday, August 4th, 2010
Where:Meet at Charann's Bar & Grill, located at 6821 W Hillsborough Ave, in Tampa, Florida 33634. Its about 3/4 of a mile west of the Veterans Expressway (State Hwy 589) on Hillsborough Blvd, at Sawyer. Park in the parking lot in front of Charann's and walk around to the back.
When:Meet at 6:30 PM, on trail at 7:30 PM sharp!
Directions:Click here for a map.
Go south on I-275, north on the Veteran's Expressway, left, or west on Hillsborough for about 3/4 of mile and find Charann's on the right, just before Sawyer.
From I-4 & I-275, in Central Tampa:
From Lutz, to the North:Go south on the Veterans Expressway until you get to Hillsborough. Go west on Hillsborough for about 3/4 of mile and find Charann's on the right, just before Sawyer.
From St. Pete, to the South:Go north on I-275, north on the Veterans Expressway, west on Hillsborough and right into the Charann's parking lot, at Sawyer.
From Brandon, to the East:Go north on I-75, west on I-4, south on I-275, north on the Veteran's Expressway, left, or west on Hillsborough for about 3/4 of mile and find Charann's on the right, just before Sawyer.
From Clearwater, to the West: Go east on State Hwy 60 until you get to the Veterans Expressway. Go north on the expressway for about 2 miles until you get to Hillsborough. Go west on Hillsborough and find Charann's on the right, at Sawyer.
Donations: Suggest $6 for drinkers and $3 for non-drinkers.
Hare:WannaEarnAnA, HungLikeA-KenDoll & TasteMyRainbow will be the hares.
On After:The on after will be at Charann's, back at the start.
Phone Number: For more information, or in case you get lost, call our mobile phone at 813-943-4855.