Everyone raise up your vessel
To Just Allison and Hot Quarter Load
They are the Hares today
Throwing flour on the road

I see people dressed strangely
Because as any Hasher knows
On an ABC Hash
You wear Anything But Clothes

Door mats, backpacks, Dick in a box
Who’s outfit sucks
And who’s outfit rocks

You can wear nothing at all
Or dress head to toes
Because hashing in the Jolly Rogers anything goes.

Repeat after me:

Bless these Hares
Bless this trail
Heat us, no stroke us
Mosquito’s, no poke us
Smoke us, no choke us

In the name of the Flour
And the Fun
And the Holy Run

Hares Away!

BlindPussy

 
Hash Trash
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HotQuarterLoad & JustAllison were the hares. DueWhere'sMyDog was the FRB and Mr Bigglesworth was the Brainless Award winner.

Dab

Holy trash bags, what a riot of a hash! The weather conditions were brutal with 107 degrees F and 169% humidity; I think most wanks lost 10 pounds of water weight in the first 69 seconds of pre-circle. Thanks to the hares Hot Quarter Load (a.k.a. Just Mat) and Just Alison for a good mix of pavement and shiggy! The wankers were ripe with the theme of ABC (wear anything but clothes); as there was a good assortment of boxes, towels, hankies and plastics to be seen! Kudos to BlindPussy for stuffing himself in a backpack and making me laugh every time I looked at him; and MetroNoSexual for making me laugh when he scared young civilian girls on trail with his toilet plunger. I couldn’t help but pinch ShitzAhoy’s bubble butt and wished I was there to see AlwaysTheBull in her big box of fun get through the shiggy without falling down. Thank you Metro and WannaEarnAnA for talking to the cops while five of us runners sped-up and disappeared from view of Tampa’s finest; no doubt the cop asked Metro what he was doing in a towel and a shower cap, holding a plunger while running down the street. Thanks to Dabadoo for making us laugh while wearing “Bed Bath and Beyond” bags, as he mentioned if he put more thought into his ensemble, he would have chosen more manly bags from Home Depot. I must mention, IBeSmart and FatBastard are he-men for wearing an entire plastic clothing bag from neck to ankles and getting through trail in your own personal portable wet sauna. It was a pleasure to welcome back Mr. Bigglesworth wrapped in a towel and his three hankied-virgins, as well as T-Wrecks and BooBoo. It was a fine hash to have 5 JRH3 first-timers join in the fun!

Hilarious thanks to Mr. B for bringing a virgin who tried to dime-him-out for the brainless award by bringing too many virgins to the hash (WTF?). The tables turned on her for an absurd nomination, yet Mr. B had to drink from the skull anyway as sponsors drink for their brainless virgins in the JRH3 kennel. You can’t get this caliber of entertainment staying home buffing your knob.

Congratulations to FatBastard for obtaining triple DFL status and to Just Alison for her awarded hash name, CrotchOnTheRocks. Thanks to U-Drive for driving the beer van, to our Beer Angels and to our birthday-boy Naming Miester who got us through another fun hash. Thanks most of all to wankers who showed up to hash through a wickedly-sticky Florida summer evening in good spirits and great costumes!

On-On!
Casual Friday

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Trail Directions & Info

Jolly Roger H3
of the Tampa Bay Metro Area
Run #583
ABC (Anything But Clothing) Hash
Wednesday, July 28th, 2010

What: Wear anything but clothing. ABC = office supplies, home appliances/furniture, tape of any kind, shower curtain, towels, Christmas decorations (any holiday), garbage bags....intent is to substitute clothes with something you wouldn't normally wear.

Where: Meet in the Lowes parking lot, located at 4201 S Dale Mabry, in South Tampa, FL.

When: Meet at 6:30 PM, on trail at 7:30 PM sharp!

Directions: Click here for a map.

From I-275 & Dale Mabry, in Central Tampa, to the North: Go south on Dale Mabry for 3.5 miles and find the Lowes on the left.

From I-275 & Gandy, in St Pete, to the South: Go east on Gandy across Tampa Bay for 10.2 miles, left on Dale Mabry for .7 miles and find the Lowes on the right.

From Brandon, to the East: Go west on the until to Euclid Blvd, at Exit 2, right on Euclid for .3 miles, left on Dale Mabry for .3 miles and find the Lowes on the left.

From Clearwater, to the West: Go east on FL-60 across Tampa Bay, north on I-275 for 1.7 miles, south on Dale Mabry for 3.5 miles and find the Lowes on the left.

Donation: Suggest $6 for drinkers and $3 for non-drinkers.

Hares: HotQuarterLoad & JustAllison will be the hares.

On After: The on after will be at Mac Daddy's, located a  4516 S Dale Mabry. To get there from the starting location, go south on Dale Mabry for about 300 yards and find Mac Daddy's on the left. Suggest you just walk to Mad Daddy's from the start. Click here for a map.

Phone Number: For more information, or in case you get lost, call our mobile phone at 813-943-4855.