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Tonight we’re solving trail by doing
So bring your golden calculator when we take off down the path
This all started because our hare was in a dire need
Now we’re stuck…thinking A + B – C * D when all she wanted was a seed
So send her out and plan for simple sums
Because with variables and formulas she will kick our BUMS
Repeat after me!
Bless this hare
Bless this trail
Numbers us no confuse us
Math us no screw us
Cop us no stop us
And beer van us bring good spirits to us
In the name of the flour
And the Holy run.
MathSucks was the
hare. TasteMyRainbow was the FRB and DudeWhere'sMyDog won the Brainless Award.
The weak hearted were
scared off by the challenge of “Doing Math on Trail” but 20 brave souls showed
up to see if ShipWrecktum would finally get the hint, or if F*ckleUps Bromantics
would win over. In the end… Math got her way. To kick things off we welcomed
JustRuss who was inspired to cum because of what he saw on the internet. William
“AccidentalAnal” Shakespeare presented an ode to Math soliloquy and
MathSucksLetF*ck offered great chalk talk to give the pack a shove. Checkbacks
involved taking off your shoes to get to 20 or breaking out an abacus and slide
rule to compute the penalty.
The Brawn of the runners could have used the brains of the walkers, but eventually the dummies up front figured it out and found beer. Lepracock, AccidentalAnal and then “justCory” exchanged lead several times as they tried to keep away from the earth pounding force of HQLs pounding stride, WhineyBitches calculating route, and Taste my Rainbow’s wait and see approach. WillSing stopped to pose the question “2 P or not 2 P?” as the pack weaved through a construction site and the confused looks of about a dozen home builders. Other Gawkers included kids playing basketball and other kids throwing rocks at each other who wanted to know what we were doing. Responses from “running for Charity,” “We are lost” and “Hell if I know we are just following the person in front” were offered up. B+B reassured the kids that the rest of the pack was just kidding...at least someone was nice to them. F*ckleUp and ShipWrectum found an “on Over” gate to climb, and Dabadoo even checked it out.
The Beer Stop was a great chance to further explain to on-lookers that “yeah….we uhhhh run for a cause”…yeah, the cause is BEER! As GRC, Always the Bull, HPV, ShitzAhoy, came in we also realized that former Brainless couple OnAhead and IBSmart forgot to pack the cialis, so they wouldn't be getting any lost on trail sex. GooLightSpecial dusted off her running legs and strided it out as she works on rebuilding after some knee surgeries! WAY TO GO GOO!
Then IT Happened… HELLO BRAINLESS…in a public act of “DOH” just Cory had to forgo his championship sprint to “win” and instead go look for his dad’s dog. Luckily the dog likes math, so they drove off from the beer stop and discussed differential equations and discrete calculus. Man what a smart Dog! The pack returned safely as TasteMyRainbow embarrassed all the boys and stole the FRB chain. “JustCory” finished the trail as “DudeWhere’sMyDog?” The participation in circle was great. Wall-flowering was minimalized and everyone was happy because they “did Math On Trail.” Math is happy now…and hopefully ShipWrectum realizes that if he don’t Get ‘er done…the pack will.
Trail Directions & Info
of the Tampa Bay Metro Area
Do Math On Trail Hash
Wednesday, July 21st, 2010
Where: Meet in the parking lot at the NW corner of the Falkenburg Rd & MLK Blvd. There is a building with a sign for "Rasmussen College". The address for the college is 4042 Park Oaks Blvd, Tampa, FL 33610.
When: Meet at 6:30 PM, on trail at 7:30 PM sharp!
Directions: Click here for a map.
From FL-54, go south on I-75 for 19 miles, right, or west on MLK Blvd for .7 miles, right onto Park Oaks Blvd and find the Rasmussen College parking lot on the left.
From Wesley Chapel, to the North:
From Brandon, to the South: From FL-60, go north on I-75 for 3 miles, go left, or east on MLK Blvd for .8 miles, right onto Park Oaks Blvd and find the Rasmussen College parking lot on the left.
From Lakeland, to the East: Go west on I-4, south on I-75 for 2 miles, right, or west on MLK Blvd for .7 miles, right onto Park Oaks Blvd and find the Rasmussen College parking lot on the left.
From I-275 & I-4, in Central Tampa, to the West: Go east on I-4 for 4.4 miles, take Exit 5 onto MLK Blvd for 3.5 miles, go left onto Park Oaks Blvd and find the Rasmussen College parking lot on the left.
Trail: Bring your calculators as you will have to "Do Math On Trail".
Donations: Suggest $6 for drinkers and $3 for non-drinkers.
Hare: MathSucks will be the hare.
On After: The on after will be at Wing House, locate at 5003 N US Hwy 301. Click here for a map. To get there from the starting location go right on MLK Blvd for 1.7 miles, right on US Hwy 301 for .7 miles and find the Wing House on the right. Click here for a map.
Phone Number: For more information, or in case you get lost, call our mobile phone at 813-943-4855.