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Here we are at
trail near some Asian buffet place
With casual and girth this trail is sure to be an ACE
There a chance that you might see the
And they say the shiggyís deep, but you wonít be swimming
The hares say you might want to pray on
Not for sex or turtle tit checks instead for Buddhist philosophy
Repeat after me!
Bless these hares
Bless this trail
Osprey us no poop on us
Turtle us, for your own sake, no find us
And cop us no chase us
In the name of the flour
And the fun
And the Holy run
MayTheGirthBeWithYou were the hares, TaintTickler was the FRB and CasualFriday
won the Brainless Award.
Holy creamy Nair! legs,
Wilma--it was a hot one! After the alien left the parking lot and the Asian
chefs were done spying on us from their backdoor; hot-tired-cranky-wanks
circled-up in the shade. We welcomed 3 hashing visitors, and thank you Dab for
filling in the front-end RA duty while I schooled the wanks on what to do with a
stick. Thank you AccidentalAnal for your very humorous hare blessing; Iím not
sure what dialect of Ebonics you were using, but it certainly was entertaining!
Thank you MayTheGirthBeWithYou for being my co-hare, once again. I enjoyed laughing at all the wanks who immediately went behind the fence in dense shiggy for a bad trail. Let me take this moment to mention that both Eagle and Turkey hashers should know better than to wear sandals on a hash trail hared by Girth and Casual.
Rumor has it that A2 is now displaying Bulldogs on trail and TaintTickler isnít shy about de-hairing his legs. I suppose he did that for his photo op with the chain knowing he'll be spooning with with Fuckleís mom this Friday. Thank you A2 for getting photos of the wild horses on trail; though Iím sticking with the story that HPV left the big poopies on the sidewalk. Thank you Taint for bringing us wanks another hash raffle, Iíll let you borrow the pregnant porn when Iím done viewing it tonight.
Thanks to MathSucksLetsF*ck and WannaEarnAnA for keeping us lubed-up in Circle, and big thanks to all you wanks who weathered the heat stroke challenge to come out and watch me drink out of the skull.
Trail Directions & Info
of the Tampa Bay Metro Area
Saturday, July 17th, 2010
Where: Meet behind the Super Asian Buffet, located at 6001 W Waters Ave, Tampa, FL.
When: Meet at 4:00 PM, on trail at 5:00 PMish.
Directions: Click here for a map.
From Wesley Chapel, to the north: Go south on I-75, south on I-275, west on Busch for 3.4 miles, left, or south on Dale Mabry for 1 mile, right on Waters for 2.5 miles and find the Super Asian Buffet on the right.
From I-275 & Dale Mabry, in Central Tampa, to the south: Go south on I-275 for 1.5 miles, north on the Veteran's Expressway for 4 miles, left, or west on Waters for .1 miles and find the Super Asian Buffet on the right.
From I-75 & I-4, to the east: Go west on I-4, south on I-275 for 5.2 miles, north on the Veteran's Expressway for 4 miles, left, or west on Waters for .1 miles and find the Super Asian Buffet on the right.
From Oldsmar, to the west: Go east on Tampa Rd, left, or north on Countryway Blvd for .8 miles, right, or east on Waters for 4.7 miles and find the Super Asian Buffet on the left.
Trail: There will be forest shiggy. If you follow true trail you will get wet--bring spare cloths. Not dog or stroller friendly but there will be walk arounds.
Donations: Suggest $6 for drinkers and $3 for non-drinkers.
Hares: CasualFriday & MayTheGirthBeWithYou will be the hares.
On After: The on after will be at Good Time Charlies, located at 4030 West Waters. Click here for a map. To get there from the starting location, go east on Waters for 2 miles and find Good Time Charlies on the right. Click here for a map.
Phone Number: For more information, or in case you get lost, call our mobile phone at 813-943-4855.