Hash Trash
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HotQuarterLoad, ShipWrecktum & FuckleUp were the hares. SaigonSally was the FRB and AlwaysTheBull won the Brainless Award. Our newly appointed Beer Truck Driver, Likes2Watch drove the beer truck and WannaEarnAnA and TagMyJuicyTarget were the Beer Angels. WhineyBitch was the OnSec and CasualFriday was the RA.

Dab

Holy line of cows, what a fun hash Wednesday! Hot Quarter Load mentored two virgin hares, FuckleUp and ShipWrecktum on a live trail through the forest, watery bogs, and busy street crossings; we got it all! Trail was well-marked and nobody in the large pack got lost thanks to a job well-done by the hares! Chalk talk was interesting as there was a new trail sign; Fuckle’s “crip-stop;” totally wheelchair accessible and plenty of blue moonshine to be had (if you didn’t miss the stop). BlindPussy entertained us with another infamous blessing of the hares and we gave the green-horns a 69.15 minute head-start. As BP says, "They’d be real men if they rolled the die for time."

Huge beefcake kudos go to AccidentalAnal for wearing TaintTickler’s 1,069 pound terrorist vest on trail! Not only did it get him digits from harriettes; it made the coppers stop the squad car and take notice. He also wore it through circle; I think he was too tired to take it off. Always the Bull was visiting nirvana as she had a line of cows between her legs while wearing her S&M Boo-Boo strap-on. We had to drag her away from them to join Circle after Trail. Speaking of Circle, it was quite entertaining as JustRel received her blowjob and we had three FRBs (BlindPussy, SaigonSally and Lepracock), they must have been holding each other's hands...or something. Taint had to slam a down-down for sucking his chalk once again, and Bull won the brainless award for not wrapping her strap-on before mounting the cows. Big thanks to Likes2Watch for driving the beer van for us all, and thanks also to Wednesday’s beer angels, TagMyJuicyTarget and WannaEarnAnA for keeping up with the beer suckers. WhineyBitch, thank you for taking care of hash technicalities, and most of all--thanks to every wanker who took time off from reality to participate in a fun game! Woohoo! You guys rock!

On-On
Casual Friday
 

Trail Directions & Info

Jolly Roger H3
of the Tampa Bay Metro Area
Run #573
Wednesday, June 23rd, 2010

Where: Meet at Sam Seltzer's Steakhouse, located at 4744 N Dale Mabry Hwy, Tampa, FL by the  Steer/Bull statues. No you can't order a steak there, the place is out of business.

When: Meet at 6:30 PM, on trail at 7:30 PM sharp!

Where: Click here for a map.

From I-275 & Dale Mabry, in Central Tampa: Go north on Dale Mabry for 2.3 miles and find Sam Seltzer's Steakhouse on the left.

From Wesley Chapel, to the north: Go south on I-75, south on I-275, right, or west on Hillsborough for 3.9 miles, go south on Dale Mabry for .6 miles and find Sam Seltzer's Steakhouse on the right.

From St Pete, to the south: Go north on I-275 across Tampa Bay, left, north on Dale Mabry for 2.3 miles and find Sam Seltzer's Steakhouse on the left.

From Lakeland, to the east: Go west on I-4, west on Hillsborough for 10.7 miles, left, or south on Dale Mabry for .6 miles and find Sam Seltzer's Steakhouse on the right.

From Oldsmar, to the west: From Racetrack Rd, go east on Tampa Rd, which becomes Hillsborough Ave for 9.4 miles, right, or south on Dale Mabry for 6 miles and find Sam Seltzer's Steakhouse on the right.

Donations: Suggest $6 for drinkers and $3 for non-drinkers.

Hares: HotQuarterLoad, ShipWrecktum & FuckleUp will be the hares.

On After: The on after will be at the Stadium Green Iguana, located at 2520 N Dale Mabry. Click here for a map. To get there from the starting location, go south on Dale Mabry for 1.7 miles and find the Green Iguana on the right. Click here for a map.