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Hare Blessing
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Rectal and Wanna,
Arr together as Hares.
They are a dynamic duo,
That none can compare.
Rectal has laid trail before,
Starting from the Press Box.
You’ll remember it was a dead trail,
And still he was caught.
So all of you racist,
And Front Running Bastards.
Run your hearts out,
And catch these two hashers.
The circle and On-After,
Await for you drinkers
But avoid the Atomic Chicken Wings,
Because they’ll burn up your sphincter.
Repeat after me
Bless these Hares
Bless this trail
Oil us, no slick us
Coppus, no stop us
Dog us, no bite us
In the name of the Flour
And the Fun
And the Holy Run
Hares Away!
BlindPussy
RectalRoomMate & WannaEarnAnA were the hares.SaigonSally was the FRB and Lepracock won the Brainless Award. CasualFriday was the RA, WhineyBitch was the OnSec, Wanna and Dickfibrillator poured beer and Likes2Watch drove th beer truck.
Dab
Holy flak jacket Colonel, the JRH3 kennel had another big crowd and lots of hashy fun this Wednesday! Thank you Rectal and Wanna for offering a fun trail despite the No Beer trail sign (Rectal, you suck). TaintTickler’s perfect timing came into play, as he brought a 4,069 pound flak jacket to slow down the FRB and HE was the chosen one. There was no wondering why he couldn’t get his butt off the cooler in circle! Thank you WhineyBitch for bringing VirginCorey and Just George, they were great fun and the Harriettes enjoyed their company. Thanks also to Fat Bastard for joining us and bringing VirginKelly to our hash fun, and to FuckleUp for introducing us to his boyfriend who he shares with his mom and her peanut butter. AlwaysTheBull wins the prize for making the entire pack laugh with her infamous phrase, “I’m a dyke!” May Gispert and God love her, I’d swear it was a planned interjection to VirginCorey’s rap song!
No matter how hard BlindPussy and ShipWrecktum tried to WIN the FRB chain, they couldn’t beat SaigonSally’s stellar running performance since he ran with a chain and secured his next hash with the FRB chain again. Thank you Lepracock for sending the entire pack behind you into running purgatory with all of your pack arrow marks pointing to Hell and NOT back (damn ranger!). Here it is Thursday, and I am still tired. For those trail shenanigans, Lepra deserved every second of lifting the skull to his lips. LikesToWatch is our hero once again, for driving the beer van and playing taxi driver to KittyLitter who couldn’t walk trail but wanted to be a part of the Jolly Roger H3 fun. Likes, you rock! Kudos also to Wanna and DickFibrillator for keeping the masses in cold beer, and to WhineyBitch for keeping me sane, despite all the tugs on my ponytail (you know who you are!). HPV, the fantastic Naming Master of the Universe got us through another naming despite GRC’s need to clarify (too funny!). One of our coasties, JustAngel, will now and forever more be known as, until we decide to change it, “Taste My Rainbow.” Be sure to ask her how she got it (woohoo!).
Big hugs and thanks to all you wankers for sharing your Wednesday night in song, beer , circle and trail shenanigans! Thanks to ‘G’ for dreaming this game up and thanks to Dab for bringing it to us!
On-On!
Casual Friday
Trail Directions & Info
Jolly Roger
H3
of the Tampa Bay Metro Area
Run #568
Wednesday, June 9th, 2010
Where: Meet at the Press Box Sports Emporium, located at 222 S Dale Mabry Hwy, in Tampa, FL.
When:
Meet at 6:30 PM, pack away on trail at 7:30 PM sharp.Directions:
Click here for a map.Go south on I-275, left, or south on Dale Mabry and find the Press Box on the left, two blocks south of Kennedy.From I-275 & I-4, in Central Tampa:
From Wesely Chapel, to the north:
Go south I-75, south on I-275, south on Dale Mabry and find the Press Box on the left, two blocks south of Kennedy.From MacDill AFB/South Tampa, to the south:
Go north on Dale Mabry and find the Press Box on the right, just after passing Platt.From St. Pete, to the west:
Go north on I-275, south on Dale Mabry and find the Press Box on the left, two blocks south of Kennedy.From Orlando, from the east:
Go west on I-4, south on I-275, south on Dale Mabry and find the Press Box on the left, two blocks south of Kennedy.From Brandon, to the south:
Go north on I-75, west on the Crosstown Expressway/Hwy 618, right on Willow, left on Kennedy, left on Dale Mabry and find the Press Box on the left, two blocks south of Kennedy.Cost:
$6 donation for drinkers & $3 for non-drinkers.Remarks: This will be a dog & stroller friendly trail.
On After:
The on after will be at the Press Box, back at the start.Hares:
RectalRoomMate & WannaEarnAnA will be the hares.Phone Number:
For more information, or in case you get lost, call our mobile phone at 813-943-4855.
