Jolly Roger H3
of the Tampa Bay Metro Area
Run #566
Wednesday, June 2nd, 2010
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Hare Blessing

Tonight we are starting trail at Bobalouie’s
Let’s pray we don’t have to eat anything gooey

MathSucks is tonight’s training hare master
Follow her rules, and there’ll be no disaster

Since Chinchilla will be busy laying virgin trail
On-afters is the place where he’ll get some tail

While Turkey is easy and Eagle shiggy will appear
We’re all in the same boat, looking for “Beer-near”

Repeat after me:

Bless these hares
Bless this trail
Cop-us no catch us
Photo Opus no slow us
Obstacle-us no bruise us
Poison ivy-us no itch us
Beer van-us no crap out us
Rain-us no soak our circle-us

In the name of the flour
And The fun
And the holy run


Casual Friday

Hash Trash

MathSuck... and VirginMotherFullOfChinchillas were the hares. PetMeI'mDrunk was the FRB and ShipWrecktum won the Brainless Award. Likes2Watch and MathSucks drove the beer truck, Rectal was the OnSec and Math, Wanna and Dickfibrillaor acted as Beer Angels. Our newest Beer Angel, TagMyJuicyTarget acted as a Snack Angel. Do we have a new CheesyHo?


Holy dirty cheeseballs; what a humorous night of hashing! The hares Math and Chinchilla did a great job laying trail; kudos to Chin for his virgin lay! SpicyDickSlapper thought he was going to squeak out of running with the chain on trail, but he was mistaken. He fashioned an interesting athletic supporter made of heavy orange chain links; and you’d think it would keep his hands from grabbing his package every 69 seconds. I thoroughly enjoyed the wonderful wall-of-c*ck presented on the eagle trail; sorry the rest of you harriettes missed it. It is the same wall ,however, that ShipWrecktum leaped over with his gazelle-legs to impress the harriettes and mangled his ankle. I do believe we have enough harriers to form a He-Man Ankle Manglers Club now, right Blind Pussy? I am still wondering if I am the only one who did not find the pedophile’s check on trail.

Congratulations to Chinchilla for obtaining his 10th JRH3 hash cranium band, it was nice to see Just Jill returning for her hash whistle, and laurels to PetMeImDrunk for slipping in front of the pack to obtain the FRB chain. Things got nutty when AlwaysTheBull started making cheeseball angels on the parking lot asphalt; and I am not sure how 1,069 balls ended up on the ground, but ShipWrecktum won the brainless award because of it. He now looks like the Joker after getting accosted with the skull; and he'll now get all the chicks. Thank you Math and LikesToWatch for driving the beer van, and also thanks to WannaEarnAnA, DickTheFibrilator, and MathSucks for beer angeling the wanking masses! You guys rock! Special thanks to our newly christened beer angel, TagMyJuicyTarget who distributes beer with a smile and keeps everyone in cheeseballs before they end up on the cement. RectalRoomate, as always, thank you for being the hub of my existence and delivering random moonings to the pack. Dabadoo and SaigonSally, thank you for taking photos throughout the hash for all wanks to enjoy, as well as to help me remember what the hell happened so I can write about hash shenanigans.

Last and most important, thank you to all wankers who spent their Wednesday night hashing and laughing with the JRH3; I can’t think of a better way to spend most of my hump-day evening (I said MOST)!

Casual Friday

Trail Directions & Info

Jolly Roger H3
of the Tampa Bay Metro Area
Run #566
Wednesday, June 2nd, 2010

Where: Meet behind Bobalouie's, located at 1913 E Bearss Ave, in Tampa, FL. Its between I-275 and Bruce B Downs. Park in the front and walk around to the back, as there is not enough parking out back.

When: Meet at 6:30 PM, on trail at 7:30 PM sharp!

Directions: Click here for a map.

From Wesley Chapel, to the north: Go south on I-75, south on I-275, left, or east on Bearss, for 1.3 miles and find Bobalouie's on the right.

From I-275 & I-4, in Central Tampa, to the south: Go north on I-275 for about 9 miles, right, or east on Bearss, at Exit 53, for 1.3 miles and find Bobalouie's on the right.

From Lakeland, to the east: Go west on I-4, north on I-75 for 5.4 miles, left or west on Fletcher for 5.2 miles, right on Bruce B Downs for .7 miles, left on Bearss for .8 miles and find Bobalouie's on the left.

From Carollwood, to the west: Go east on Bearss and find Bobalouie's on the right 1.3 miles past I-275.

Hares: MathSucks & Virgin Mother Full of Chinchillas will be the hares.

Donations: Suggest a $6 donation for drinkers and $3 for non-drinkers.

On After: The on after will be at Bobalouie's back at the start where they will have $2 PBR cans and $6 Bud Select pitchers.

Phone Number: For more information, or in case you get lost, call our mobile phone at 813-943-4855.

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