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Hare Blessing
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Sunday, Sunday, Sunday!
It’s another Adventure Hash
Casual and Saigon are laying a foot trail this time
So certain retards won’t crash
We’ll follow the trail
So be careful not to fall.
For awaiting all of us
Is a game of Kegball
Kick the ball hard
But don’t spill your cup
Cause the 2nd base Beer Nazi will then fill it up
Run round and round the field
And touch every base
And before we even make On-After
We’ll all be shit faced!
Repeat after me
Bless these Hares
Bless this trail
Heat us no stroke us
Pitcher us no strike us out us
Jock us no itch us
In the name of the Flour
And the Fun
And the Holy Run
On Out!
BlindPussy
Holy rubber balls
Batman! What a riot-and-a-half! Nothing beat spending Sunday
afternoon with a bunch of fun-loving hashers with beer, flour,
toilet paper, rubber balls and Federal Express boxes! Yeehaaa!
We owe much gratitude to Saigon Sally for pre-clearing Circle of
dead fish; though I did not appreciate being told I had to go
home. Saigon and I sent wankers to the beach, through parking
lots and tall shiggy, and then to a kick@ss game of kegball.
Though attention to the rules were fluid, the enthusiasm was
solid; lots of good fun was had watching grown men on their
backs with legs up in the air discussing fair or foul ball. Big
thanks to BlindPussy and HotQuarterLoad for RAing the Jolly
Roger band of wankers, and as always, RectalRoommate did a great
job covering their backside with his front side. Thanks to
BlindPussy for doing himself in pre-circle to start us off;
always a source of much rejoicing for us Harriettes!
The Jolly Roger H3 welcomed the Return of Turd (sounds like a
movie) and sent him home with a fantastic raspberry on his upper
thigh; I still think he was “out.” Not sure how MathSucksLetsF*ck
got the FRB chain as I always saw her on her back; but that
might have had something to do with her getting the chain from
BlindPussy. ShipRectum sucked from the skull like a wank who’s
got experience behind him, more on that later. Turd got his JRH3
blowjob after waiting four years, and was happy to receive it
from the gorgeous OnAhead as she tied-on an extra surprise for
him. I must hand it to the entire pack for offering an afternoon
of laughter and tongue-in-cheek jeering for our virgins that
they couldn’t have obtained sitting at home baking cookies with
their mom.
Lessons Learned from JRH3 #561:
1. Know when NOT to toot your horn for being a kickball
professional.
2. We now know what keeps TaintTickler quiet.
3. Tie goes to the wank with the “road rash.”
Classic Phrase from JRH3 #561:
“Taint, you suck a mean dick!” --BlindPussy
On-On Wankers—YOU ROCK!
Casual Friday
JRH3 RA
Jolly Roger
H3
of the Tampa Bay Metro Area
Keg Ball Hash #561
Sunday, May 16th, 2010
What:
Where:
When:
Directions: Click here for a map to the closest address. Get to that point and then make a slight right into the boat dock parking lot.
From I-275 & Dale Mabry, in Central Tampa, to the north:
From I-275 & Gandy, in St Pete, to the south: Go east on Gandy Blvd across Tampa Bay for 8.9 miles. Go right on S West Shore Blvd for 1.9 miles. Make a slight right onto W Commerce Blvd for .2 miles. Go left on Picnic Island Blvd for .3 mile. Make a slight right in the boat dock parking lot and look for hashers.
Hares:
Donations:
On After:
Phone Number: For more information, or in case you get lost, call our mobile phone at 813-943-4855.
