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Hare Blessing
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Wanna and Porta Pussy,
A live trail they will set.
The weather is clear,
So we shouldn't get wet.
Some may recognize parts of this trail,
When we were all wearing green.
And by all historical accounts,
It was the shittiest trail ever seen.
It was on Saint Patrick's Day,
And the rain was pouring down.
It washed away the flour,
And the beer stop wasn't found.
Wanna with Porta's help,
Arr giving it another go.
And this time around,
We hope the trail doesn't blow.
Repeat after me
Bless these Hares
Bless this trail
Rain us, no soak us
Flour us, no wash away us
Beer stop us, no hide us
In the name of the Flour
And the Fun
And the Holy Run
Hares Away!
BlindPussy
WannaEarnAnA and PortaPussy were the hares. BatteredWoman drove the beer truck and BlindPussy was the FRB. Skitzo won the Brainless Award because he is moving away.
Dab
Holy hash tards! What a fun group
of hashers gathered for the Wednesday evening Jolly Roger H3
hash! Big thanks to Porto and Wanna for laying a fun trail for
all of us, you guys rock! The pack welcomed another influx of
JRH3 first-timers, VirginAnna (apparently
ChoiceofaNewPenetration brought her since she pointed at him 69
times), JustErik and his two canine hashers, BootieDuty, and
Ironman-II. I was reminded once again that I really need to put
together a shorter-faster-funnier joke book for JRH3
first-timers!
Kudos to TagMyJuicyTarget for her awesome customized hash shirt!
Woohoo! How the hell did FuckleUp find yet another cripp-shirt?
Is it really artwork when a crippled civilian is falling out of
a wheelchair? Oh wait a minute, I totally forgot that’s how he
gets them onto his lap. AlwaysTheBull was sporting kewl horned
cranium gear picked out of the hash-trash (Lost and Found); I
still wonder who got the pair of stiff panties; oh wait--I think
TaintTickler was wearing them on his face.
Thank you MathSucksletsF*ck for once again volunteering to give
Just Joe his traditional blowjob (she seems to like being the
volunteer week after week). We all know by now that the whistle
can be found in your crotch every time, perhaps it’s time to
shake it up a bit and hide it in the crack of your butt cheeks.
Speaking of blowing, I am blowing big kisses to BatteredWoman
for driving the beer van for us wanks, I don’t know of any other
hasher who has volunteered her time for that job more than her;
she leads by example, that’s for sure! Thanks to all twelve of
you Jolly Roger H3 multiples, for cumming time and time again!
Nice to see so many headbands of hashing achievement! BlindPussy,
I see that you are dang proud of yourself for stealing the FRB
chain from a girl; I’ll bet that got you a Friday late-night
booty call from JustTiffany.
Last and most important, we had to wave good-bye and on-away to
Shitzo, after we sucked down all his mead that he so generously
offered to the JRH3 pack. It was a pleasure to run with him and
we all wish him continual happy hashes in Bahrain!
On-On Wanks!
Casual Friday
JRH3 RA
PS: I can’t wait to see Ironman II get his blowjob this Sunday
at the Jolly Roger H3 Adventure Hash!
Jolly Roger
H3
of the Tampa Bay Metro Area
Hash #560
Wednesday, May 12th, 2010
Where:
When:
Directions:
From Wesley Chapel, to the northeast:
From St Pete, to the south:
From Lakeland to the east:
From Clearwater, to the west:
Hares:
On After:
Phone Number:
