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Haring tonight is Pet Me I'm Drunk,
She brought another Hare, who was smuggled in a trunk.
Her partner in crime is Missionary Impossible,
Like illegal aliens, the two of them are unstoppable.
Although the trail is dead, on tonight's Hash,
Run like the Border Patrol is chasing our ass.
They've left a treat on trail of which we'll learn.
A shot of tequila, but don't eat the worm.
Itís not Independence Day that is Sept 16th
Itís Cinco de Mayo, when Mexico beat the French in 1862
So letís all drink a cerveza, Hash and then screw.
Repeat after me
Bless these Hares
Bless this trail
PolicŪas, no arrest us
Perros, no bite us
SeŮoritas, nos mostrar sus tetas
In the name of the Flour
And the Fun
And the Holy Run
Cerveza para todos! The JRH3 Cinco De Mayo hash was a success; PetMe and M-I laid a fantastic trail and gave the pack a chance to cross the border and get hacked-up in thorny vines. Thank you AlwaysTheBull for loaning me the parachute strapped to my neck, otherwise known as a sombrero for the festive occasion; it didnít help me get through the thorny vines very quick, however. Thanks also to FuckleUp for making us all laugh with his hash name-appropriate t-shirt with the words; ďFree RidesĒ and a wheelchair handicap sign. Also humorous was the Elite Sausage Fest (ESF). If you would like to join the ESF, you must wear black shorts and your red JRH3 shirt, just like Puppy, ShipRectum, WhineyBitch, and BlindPussy; however you must claim that you didnít call each other. I loved JustBreannaís gecko hat, and Lepracockís 69-year old stinky baseball hat--not so much; my hair still smells like ass. Thank you hares for the tequila-to-go shot stop, GRC looked like a natural sucking down shots in her bright poncho; you know sheís done that before and will do it again. Thanks to Udrive for driving the beer van to the hash halt beer stop that Taint Tickler blew off once again in his attempt to win back the chain and the chicks.
pack for showing up and giving four Jolly Roger first-timers
a fun circle; which reminds me I need to put together a
SHORT/FUNNY joke book for the next hash! Thank you
ToyzInTheHood and WannaEarnAnA for volunteering to show
JustGreg and JustRobert a good time in the middle of circle;
Iíve heard from a certain hasher that itís always better
with an audience! Congratulations to Wanna, CheckOutMyMast
and Rectum for earning headbands of honor, and kudos to the
fast runners for sandbagging near ON-IN, allowing Fuckle to
win the chain so he could impress his mom and his sisterís
boyfriend; maybe heíll share their digits with Taint. Nice
to see Puppy, EdTheSock, WillSing4Head and Mast returning to
the JRH3 fold, weíve missed you studs! As if Fuckle didnít
receive enough attention, he won the brainless award and
proved he could make Udrive cum with one finger. Thank you
Math and Wanna for lubing the pack and of course big thanks
to RectalRoommate for banging-it-out behind me!
YOU WANKS ROCK!
See you this Saturday at the pool!
Jolly Roger H3
of the Tampa Bay Metro Area
Cinco De Mayo Hash
Wednesday, May 5th, 2010
Meet behind the Cop Shop, located at
3780 Tampa Rd, Oldsmar, FL.
When: Meet at 6:30 PM, on trail at
7:30 PM sharp!
From I-4 & I-275,
in Central Tampa:
Go south on I-275 for 4.8 miles. Go right, or north on the Veteran's
Expressway at Exit 40A for 2.6 miles. Go left, or northwest on the
Memorial Hwy, at Exit 3 for 3 miles. Go left, or west on Hillsborough,
which will eventually become Tampa Road, for 6.8 miles and find the Cop
Shop on the left.
Chapel, to the north:
Go south on I-75, from FL Hwy 54, for 4.6 miles. Go south on I-275, at
Exit 274, for 13.6 miles. Go right, or west at Exit 47 onto
Hillsborough, which will eventually become Tampa Road, for 14.6 miles
and find the Cop Shop on the left.
From St. Pete, to
Go north on US 19 until you get to CR-611 N. Merge onto CR-611 N and
continue for 11.5 miles. Make a slight right onto FL-580 for 2.2 miles.
Go left on Forest Lake Blvd for .5 miles and find the Cop Shop on the
right at Tampa Rd.
From Temple Terrace, to the east:
Busch & 56th Street, go south on 56th Street for 2.5 miles. Go right, or
west on Hillsborough, which eventually becomes Tampa Rd, for 18.3 miles
and find the Cop Shop on the left.
From the west:
on south on Bayshore Blvd to get to Curlew Rd. Go east on Curlew Rd for
5.3 miles. Make a slight right on Tampa Rd. Continue on Tampa Rd for 1
mile and find the Copy Shop on the right.
This will be a 2-3 mile
dead hare trail.
PetMeI'mDrunk & Missionary Impossible will be the hares.
Cinco De Mayo
Ė so cum in your Sombrero!
Suggest a $6 donation for drinkers and $3 for non-drinkers.
The on after will be at the Cop Shop, back at the start.
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