HotQuarter Load
 
Hash Trash
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Dab & GRC were the hares, WhineyBitch was the FRB & the OnSec, Taint won the Brainless Award and HotQuarterLoad ran the circle. Just Joni was named TagMyJuicyTarget.

Dab

Sunday was hotter than Taint Tickler's ass in see-through under-drawers; yet plenty of hearty wanks showed up to ride a challenging trail laid by GRC and Dab in Flatwoods Preserve. What a trail it was! Big thanks to GRC and Dab for bringing us water up to the cracks of our asses, mud that soiled our underwear (okay, most of us), and quicksand that the knobbiest of tires and knees had a hell of a time getting through! What a riot-and-a-half! I still want to know how MathSucks managed to get through all the crap while not getting a splash of anything on her coral-colored pedal-pushers. If I wasn’t such a lady, I would have thrown my mud-filled shoe at Miss Princesspants. Huge kudos to hearty Hot Quarter Load for hauling champagne and ice on his back for a much welcomed champagne stop! Two water stops were well-used to allow the pack to re-form and regenerate. Many laurels thrown to Lepracock for FINISHING ON BIG RED; I know my cheerleading got him through the rough spots, “Shift in low-gear and power-through!” which cost me much mud kicked in my face.

Thanks to GRC for also driving the beer truck and Bed & Buckfest for keeping the pack lubed-up in circle. Thank you Hot Load for leading our exhausted fannies through a fun circle, and thanks again to Whiney Bitch for watching Hot Load’s backside (you know you like it!). Good to see WillSing4Head again after a 69-year hiatus, who showed up to take the FRB chain from a girl. Congratulations to Just Jonie, as she will now and forevermore be known as, until we decide to change it, “TagMyJuicyTarget.” Once again, Taint stole the brainless award show for not stopping at any of the 3 hash halts; and not winning the chain.

Most of all, thanks to our GM, Dabadoo for allowing the adventurous fun to happen, and to all you hashers who decided to spend your beautiful Sunday with a bunch of Jolly Roger wankers!

On-On!
Casual Friday

Jolly Roger H3
of the Tampa Bay Metro Area
 Hash #556
Spring-Summer Adventure Series #2
Off Road Bicycle Hash (Bash) - Take 2
Sunday, May 2nd, 2010

• What: This will be an actual bicycle hash with hash trail markings and circles before and after trail! Last attempt at this trail was washed out due to rainy weather, so lets try this location again!

• Where: Meet at the west parking area for Flatwoods Trail, located at "about" 18199 Bruce B Downs Blvd, in Tampa, FL, which is at the southwest corner of Richmond Place Dr & Bruce B Downs Blvd.

• When: Meet at 2:00 PM, on trail at 3:00 PMsh (please note the earlier start times):

• Directions: Click here for a map of the "approximate" address. Click here for a map of Richmond Place Dr & Bruce B Downs Blvd.

  • From I-4 & I-275, in Central Tampa: Go west on I-4 for 8.1 miles. Go north on I-75, at Exit 9 , for 9.4 miles. Go right, or east, at Exit 270, on Bruce B Downs for 1.4 miles and find the Flatwoods Trail parking area on the right.

  • From I-75 & FL-54 in Wesley Chapel, to the north: Go south on I-75 for 8.4 miles. Go east on Bruce B Downs, at Exit 270, for 1.7 miles and find the Flatwoods Trail parking area on the right.

  • From I-75 &FL-60 in Brandon, to the south: Go north on I-75 for 13 miles. Go east on Bruce B Downs, at Exit 270 for 1.4 miles and find the Flatwoods Trail parking area on the right.

  • From I-4 & US-92, in Lakeland, to the east: Go west on I-4 for 19.3 miles. Go north on I-75, at Exit 9, for 8.9 miles. Go east on Bruce B Downs, at Exit 270 for 1.4 miles and find the Flatwoods Trail parking area on the right.

  • From Dale Mabry & Fletcher, in Carrollwood, to the west: Go west on Fletcher for 4.9 miles. Go left on Bruce B Downs for 6.2 miles and find the Flatwoods Trail parking area on the right.

• Trail: Trail will be approximately 15 miles in length. It will be a combination of on and off road. Suggest you ride an off road type bike. There will be at least one water crossing where you will definitely get your feet wet. Bring dry shoes and socks.

• Hare: GRC & Dab will be the hares.

• Donations: Suggest a $6 donation for drinkers and a $3 donation for non-drinkers.

• Park Fee: There is  $2 per vehicle fee to enter the park. So bring two dollar bills to stuff into park fee box, which is unattended.

• On After: The on after will be at the World of Beers, located at 17004 Palm Point Drive, Tampa, FL.
  To get there from the starting location, go left, or west on Bruce B Down for 1.5 miles. Go right on Palm Point Dr and find the World of Beers on the right.  Its west of I-75 in the same business park as Olive Garden & Red Lobster. Click here for a map.
  
  

• Phone Number: For more information, or in case you get lost, call our mobile phone at 813-943-4855.