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Dab & GRC tried this trail before
But the rain washed away what was in store
We try again as the sun is hot
And hope the trail loses us not
15 miles + a water crossing to find
May the 85 degrees + my not melt our mind
Bless this trail
Bless the hares
Flat tire no slow us
Lot of bard chest please show us
In the name of the flour
& the howlly bike run
Dab & GRC were the hares,
WhineyBitch was the FRB & the OnSec, Taint won the Brainless Award and
HotQuarterLoad ran the circle. Just Joni was named TagMyJuicyTarget.
Sunday was hotter than
Taint Tickler's ass in see-through under-drawers; yet plenty of hearty wanks
showed up to ride a challenging trail laid by GRC and Dab in Flatwoods Preserve.
What a trail it was! Big thanks to GRC and Dab for bringing us water up to the
cracks of our asses, mud that soiled our underwear (okay, most of us), and
quicksand that the knobbiest of tires and knees had a hell of a time getting
through! What a riot-and-a-half! I still want to know how MathSucks managed to
get through all the crap while not getting a splash of anything on her
coral-colored pedal-pushers. If I wasn’t such a lady, I would have thrown my
mud-filled shoe at Miss Princesspants. Huge kudos to hearty Hot Quarter Load for
hauling champagne and ice on his back for a much welcomed champagne stop! Two
water stops were well-used to allow the pack to re-form and regenerate. Many
laurels thrown to Lepracock for FINISHING ON BIG RED; I know my cheerleading got
him through the rough spots, “Shift in low-gear and power-through!” which cost
me much mud kicked in my face.
Thanks to GRC for also driving the beer truck and Bed & Buckfest for keeping the pack lubed-up in circle. Thank you Hot Load for leading our exhausted fannies through a fun circle, and thanks again to Whiney Bitch for watching Hot Load’s backside (you know you like it!). Good to see WillSing4Head again after a 69-year hiatus, who showed up to take the FRB chain from a girl. Congratulations to Just Jonie, as she will now and forevermore be known as, until we decide to change it, “TagMyJuicyTarget.” Once again, Taint stole the brainless award show for not stopping at any of the 3 hash halts; and not winning the chain.
Most of all, thanks to our GM, Dabadoo for allowing the adventurous fun to happen, and to all you hashers who decided to spend your beautiful Sunday with a bunch of Jolly Roger wankers!
of the Tampa Bay Metro Area
Spring-Summer Adventure Series #2
Off Road Bicycle Hash (Bash) - Take 2
Sunday, May 2nd, 2010
From I-4 & I-275, in Central Tampa: Go west on I-4 for 8.1 miles. Go north on I-75, at Exit 9 , for 9.4 miles. Go right, or east, at Exit 270, on Bruce B Downs for 1.4 miles and find the Flatwoods Trail parking area on the right.
From I-75 & FL-54 in Wesley Chapel, to the north: Go south on I-75 for 8.4 miles. Go east on Bruce B Downs, at Exit 270, for 1.7 miles and find the Flatwoods Trail parking area on the right.
From I-75 &FL-60 in Brandon, to the south: Go north on I-75 for 13 miles. Go east on Bruce B Downs, at Exit 270 for 1.4 miles and find the Flatwoods Trail parking area on the right.
From I-4 & US-92, in Lakeland, to the east: Go west on I-4 for 19.3 miles. Go north on I-75, at Exit 9, for 8.9 miles. Go east on Bruce B Downs, at Exit 270 for 1.4 miles and find the Flatwoods Trail parking area on the right.
From Dale Mabry & Fletcher, in Carrollwood, to the west: Go west on Fletcher for 4.9 miles. Go left on Bruce B Downs for 6.2 miles and find the Flatwoods Trail parking area on the right.
Park Fee: There is $2 per vehicle fee to enter the park. So bring two dollar bills to stuff into park fee box, which is unattended.