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Hare Blessing
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Rectal is the Hare,
Along with his friend Wanna,
The weather is heating up,
But it isn't yet a sauna.
A special Tuesday Trail,
Just for our birthday stud.
Rectal is another year older,
And still spanking his pud.
Last year he was pretty in Pink
And he rocked the Princess Crown.
If he doesn't rock it again,
He'll have to do a down-down.
Live or dead trail,
It wouldn't matter either way.
So run real fast,
To catch theses Hares today.
For of all the Hares that have ever laid Trail,
This can surely be said.
Rectal is the only hare ever snared,
On a trail that was dead.
Repeat after me
Bless these Hares
Bless this trail
Coppus, no stop us
Taint-us, no moon us
Truck us, no tow our car us
In the name of the Flour
And the Fun
And the Holy Run
Hares Away!
BlindPussy
RectalRoomMate & WannaEarnAnA were the
hares, Ascapade drove the beer truck, BlindPussy was the FRB and HeadPlantVagina
was the Brainless Award winner. MathSucks & WannaEarnAnA were the Beer Angels.
WhineyBitch was the OnSec in training and CasualFriday was the RA.
Dab
Holy dirty hash shoes! Another fabulous
turnout of 44 wankers at the Jolly Roger hash showed up to give RectalRoomate
all the birthday lovin’ he could want on 2-finger day! Rectal and Wanna laid a
fantastic trail for the Triple Nickel hash--thank you very much for your haring
efforts! We enjoyed the return of the “gone too longs”… and a big happy birthday
to Sexy Wetback, as well! Once again, the massive blowjobs were a success;
noting HPV is on some kind of roll sporting you-know-what in his shorts despite
being late for his showing! A good handful of virgin harriers were added to the
JRH3 mix and I’m digging the odds, baby! I want to thank the hares for all the
plentiful gentlemen’s checks on trail and my face-spooging; you made my week
fantastically complete! Thank you Blind Pussy for a fine hare blessing and
giving us all the opportunity to watch you give it to yourself in the middle of
circle…let me vote to make that a hash tradition! I am not going to thank Rectal
for the NO (effing) BEER sign on trail; however I will note that he sucks! Thank
you FlyingUnderTheInfluence for showing off your party tricks with a stolen city
traffic cone, and thank you TaintTickler for once again, pretending that you
don’t want to play in the circle when you know that’s all you dream about (and
trannies wearing granny panties). We were all very impressed with HPV taking the
brainless award like a man; he emptied the entire skull into his gullet for
being late for a blowjob…there are certain things men should never be late for,
just sayin'. It was time for Just Derrick to accept his new hash name, as he
will now and forever more until we decide to change it, be known as
MillimeterPeter. He'll have to get used to all the hot and horny hashers lining
up to check out the story behind his new name, and we can thank ShitzAhoy for
that entry (how did he know?). Thank you Asscapades for driving 69 miles to
volunteer to be our bestest beer van driver despite your bad back…YOU ROCK!
Thank you beer angels Wanna and Math for keeping the pack lubed and ready for
action, thank you WhineyBitch for having my backside! Last, but most important,
thank you Dab (GM) for allowing the opportunity for all this fun to happen on a
weekly basis!
We also know Sunday is not a day of rest, so...GET ON YOUR BIKES AND RIDE!!!
See you at the JRH3 Adventure Hash this Sunday,
ON-ON!
Casual Friday
Jolly Roger
H3
of the Tampa Bay Metro Area
Run #555
RectalRoomMate's Triple Nickle B-Day Hash
Tuesday, April 27th, 2010
Where: Meet in Bayshore Park, located in the southwest corner of Bay To Bay Blvd & Bayshore Blvd, in South Tampa, FL.
When: Meet at 6:30 PM, on trail at 7:30 PM sharp!
Directions: Click here for a map.
From I-275 & Dale Mabry, in Central Tampa: Go south on Dale Mabry, left, or east on Bay To Bay Blvd and find Bayshore Park on the right just prior to Bayshore Blvd.
From Wesley Chapel, to the north: Go south on I-75 for 4.9 miles, south on I-275 for 15.9 miles, take Exit 45 towards Downtown East-West for .6 miles, take the Ashley ramp towards Downtown West for .3 miles, take the Ashley ramp towards Tampa Street for .4 miles, stay straight to go onto N Ashley Drive for .6 miles, go right, or west on W Kennedy for .6 miles, go left on Willow Dr for .1 miles, take the south Crosstown Expressway Toll West for 2 miles, take the W Bay To Bay Blvd exit, at Exit 3, go right, or east on W Bay To Bay for .3 miles and find Bayshore Park on the right.
From St. Petersburg, to the south: Go east on Gandy across Tampa Bay and follow it until it ends at Bayshore Blvd. Go north on Bayshore for 1.8 miles. Go left on Bay To Bay Blvd and find Bayshore Park on the left.
From Brandon, to the east: Go south on the Crosstown Expressway for 9.3 miles, take the W Bay To Bay Blvd exit, at Exit 3, go right, or east on Bay To Bay for .3 miles and find Bayshore Park on the right.
From Clearwater, to the west:
Hares: Rectal RoomMate & WannaEarnAnA will be the hares.
Remarks: This will be Rectal's birthday hash, so feel free to bring a gag gift if you like.
Donations: Suggest a $6 donation for drinkers and $3 for non-drinkers.
On After: The on after will be at Wings Gone Wild , located at 3114 W Bay To Bay Blvd. To get there from the starting location, go left, or west on W Bay to Bay for .2 miles and find Wings Gone Wild on the left. It might be easier to just leave your car at the starting location and just walk to the on after, as parking can sometimes be a bitch. Click here for a map.
Phone Number: For more information, or in case you get lost, call 813-943-4855.
