Jolly Roger H3
of the Tampa Bay Metro Area
Run #550
Wednesday, April 14th, 2010
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Hare Blessing

We are all here with special permission
To run Blind Pussy’s trail under one condition
We must find the beer stop and the champagne
And we must not let Taint win-back the chain

BP’s lead-time is controlled by the die
If snake eyes show up, he had better fly!


Bless this hare
Bless this trail
Copuss no catch us
Obstacles no slow us
Water crossings no drown us
Light shiggy no bore-us

In the name of the flour
The fun
And the holy run!

Hare on out!


Hash Trash

BlindPussy was the live hare with a 7 minute head start. WhineyBitch was the FRB and KittyLitter won the Brainless Award. MathSucks drove the beer truck. Rectal RoomMate was the On Sec and Wanna EarnAnA & BatteredWoman acted as Beer Angels. Just Kris Pitts was named Tea&CumSpits.


Hey wanks!

We had another fantastic night of hashing! It was sunny and warm, and we enjoyed 40 enthusiastic wankers and 1 ballsy hare—thank you Blind Pussy for offering a fantastic trail and chalk talk for the blind! No wonder you go through 50 pounds of flour prior to laying live trail. It was great seeing returning visitors, Trunk Monkey and Hot Lips; and thank you hashers for bringing three cool JRH3 first-timers. Just Matt, nice backdoor dick (whoa, there’s a hash name), let’s see it in a box, soon (wait, what did I just type?). Hot Quarter Load, thank you for one of the most entertaining moments on trail; when you thought you were crossing a very shallow drainage area, I fell over laughing when you sunk to package‑level with your first step-through. Dick Fibrillater, thank you for attempting a dry water passage for me, sorry my extra 12,069 pounds on your back made you sink in the water with your first step-in; it was every hasher for herself at that point! BP, thanks for putting the 169-foot cement wall in our way, all that was missing was the Trojan horse; unless of course you check Rectal’s secret compartment in his wallet (I’ve heard). Hot Carl, thank you for reminding us to leave our technology in our cars instead of bringing it on trail; Always the Bull called you on her phone 69 times with no luck. Congratulations to Just Joni for entertaining us with the longest blowjob I’ve seen in years; was it considered sex in circle when Fuckle-Up went behind a bush to rub-off his chub? Additional congrats to Just Kris; who will now and forever-more be called; until we decide to change it, “Tea and Cumspits.”

Most of all, thank you to all 40 wankers for your participation in Wednesday’s JRH3 #550, you guys rock‑‑and so does the van driver and two beer angels!

Casual Friday

Jolly Roger H3
of the Tampa Bay Metro Area
Run #550
Wednesday, April 14th 2010

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