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We usually Hash in Tampa, but today is a special
Casual Friday, Rectal Roomate and Mystery Hare found somewhere else to play
They say get ready to dig as you scavenge through the sand
We’ll see who gets there first to find what treasure has been planned
Sing a verse from the S+M man or be held captive by a troll
Better learn one quickly now or he will have to exact a toll
REPEAT AFTER ME!
BLESS THE HARES!
BLESS THE TRAIL!
Jelly Fish no sting-us
Killer Whale no eat us
Banana hammock’s no suffocate us
Treasure map no mis-direct us
In the name of the Flour
And the fun
And the holy run!
Hot Quarter Load
CasualFriday & RectalRoomMate were the hares and TaintTickler was the FRB and the Brainless Award winner.
Kudos to wanks who showed up
for a beautiful sunny day in Treasure Island for a fun-filled hash! My face
hurts this morning from laughing so hard. Circle was GREAT FUN! Kudos to Rotten
Cherry for obtaining the biggest balls I've ever seen on the beach, laurels to
Virgin Don for being the FRB to the beer stop and congratulations to him on his
new (instant) naming, FreeBalling! Sing it Tom Petty! Congratulations to FRB
Taint Tickler, for making an unbelievable time to finish (it about killed him);
his Granny will be proud of him. Thank you HQL for taking the appointed water
trail, glad a bull shark didn't get you. Thanks to those wanks who brought extra
verses of S&M Man for wanks who thought they wouldn't need one. Congratulations
to the hash couple from Georgia who unknowingly parked their car on trail (hares
floured it) while they got married on the beach. Hares also left a JRH3 card on
the window, so the couple called the hot-line to find the on-afters and met up
with us! How cool was THAT! Thank you Girth for schmoozing with the old ladies
at Kosmakos, you made their day!
1. Being nice to the trail troll will get you directions to the rest of trail
2. No bonus points are given for taking check point flags
3. When you're obviously on trail, you're not lost
4. Running in sand is good for the calves
5. Sharing found treasure makes you a stud
Huge thanks to my co-hare, Rectal for many things, including digging the holes in sand, in the rain, so the pack could have a good time on the beach. Rectal and I (hares) had a blast bringing JRH3 wanks the annual JRH3 beach hash!
Thank you beer angels for keeping up with the pack in circle yesterday in Treasure Island; it was quite a challenge! Thank you Whiny Bitch for volunteering beer van duty and thank you for laughing WITH ME and not AT ME when I asked you if you needed a piece of chalk!
You guys ROCK!
of the Tampa Bay Metro Area
Saturday, February 27th, 2010
From I-4 & I-275, in Central Tampa: