Jolly Roger H3
of the Tampa Bay Metro Area
Run #538
Wednesday, February 24th, 2010
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Hare Blessings & Song

Itís raining
Itís pouring
The pack definitely wonít be snoring!
Weíll slog through muddy shiggy and rain drops
Searching frantically for some flour blops
Weíll chase HotQuarterLoad and BlindPussy far and near
Both of their underpants will soon be cranium-gear
A promised bonus booze check is hard to resist
It will slow down the best of tonightís racists!


Turkey Eagle routes no confuse us
Bonus booze check no miss us
Nosy neighbors no turn-in us
Cold rain no freeze us

In the name of the flour
The fun
And they holy run!

Hares on-out!



Hash Trash

HotQuarterLoad & BlindPussy were the hares. RectalRoomMate was the FRB and HotQuarterLoad & BlindPussy won the Brainless Award.


Big thanks to Wednesday night's hares; Hot Quarter Load and Blind Pussy!  Your trail was a lot of fun, even more fun for those of us who leaped over the water crossing; which I found extra challenging having the 69-pound Saigon Sally strapped to my back!  Kudos to our hashing visitor, AC Dildo who made a mad search through the shiggy for the 5 bottles of Dom Perignon 2000, to no avail.  While he runs faster than a cheetah according to his GPS; a homeless dude was quicker and had a night to remember!  Thank you Blind Pussy for donating your cooler to the homeless dude, I'm sure he appreciates having a lid on his new place to poo.  Thank you Whiny Bitch for being a terrific beer van driver and giving out blows for the DFLs.  While I appreciate Rectal's zest to win the hash, kudos go to AC Dildo for waiting at the Ladies' check (rewarded with a two-fer) that Rectal blew through for the chain.  Thank you pack for switching off beer angel duty while it seemed we all had plenty of down-downs to take for one reason or another.  Thank you Hot Load for stepping in to take the down-down for the FRB to the champagne stop, as the bum was too drunk to make it to circle.  Thanks again HQL and BP for making the brainless down-down one of the funniest down-down's I've seen in a while--you two were just one small notch away from a butt-chug!  Big hugs and kisses to Battered Woman for making us wankers a fantastic home-cooked meal and a penis/ball package to remember!  You rock!  I now know that 5 balls at once is my limit (there's always room for improvement) and I also know Taint Tickler was disappointed that Saigon devoured the head of the penis before Taint got to it.  It is very cool that our hash names are up on Stoney's wall now; kudos to the bar employees and regulars for making us feel very welcome!   

Honorable mentionables:

Taint's infamous phrase of the week:  I'm a taker, not a giver!  (we always assumed THAT)

Bar owner, Juan's infamous phrase: Do not f*ck the manikin!  (you KNOW who this is directed to)

Thanks to all hearty wanks who showed up to make Wednesday's hash a lot of fun!
Casual Friday

Jolly Roger H3
of the Tampa Bay Metro Area
Run #538
Wednesday, February 24th, 2010

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