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Hare Blessings & Song
The pack definitely won’t be snoring!
We’ll slog through muddy shiggy and rain drops
Searching frantically for some flour blops
We’ll chase HotQuarterLoad and BlindPussy far and near
Both of their underpants will soon be cranium-gear
A promised bonus booze check is hard to resist
It will slow down the best of tonight’s racists!
REPEAT AFTER ME!
BLESS THESE HARES!
BLESS THIS TRAIL!
Turkey Eagle routes no confuse us
Bonus booze check no miss us
Nosy neighbors no turn-in us
Cold rain no freeze us
In the name of the flour
And they holy run!
BlindPussy were the hares. RectalRoomMate was the FRB and HotQuarterLoad &
BlindPussy won the Brainless Award.
Big thanks to
Wednesday night's hares; Hot Quarter Load and Blind
Pussy! Your trail was a lot of fun, even more fun for those
of us who leaped over the water crossing; which I found
extra challenging having the 69-pound Saigon Sally
strapped to my back! Kudos to our hashing visitor, AC Dildo
who made a mad search through the shiggy for the 5 bottles
of Dom Perignon 2000, to no avail. While he runs faster
than a cheetah according to his GPS; a homeless dude was
quicker and had a night to remember! Thank you Blind Pussy
for donating your cooler to the homeless dude, I'm sure he
appreciates having a lid on his new place to poo. Thank you
Whiny Bitch for being a terrific beer van driver and giving
out blows for the DFLs. While I appreciate Rectal's zest to
win the hash, kudos go to AC Dildo for waiting at the
Ladies' check (rewarded with a two-fer) that Rectal blew
through for the chain. Thank you pack for switching off
beer angel duty while it seemed we all had plenty
of down-downs to take for one reason or another. Thank you
Hot Load for stepping in to take the down-down for the FRB
to the champagne stop, as the bum was too drunk to make it
to circle. Thanks again HQL and BP for making the brainless
down-down one of the funniest down-down's I've seen in a
while--you two were just one small notch away from a
butt-chug! Big hugs and kisses to Battered Woman for making
us wankers a fantastic home-cooked meal and a penis/ball
package to remember! You rock! I now know that 5 balls at
once is my limit (there's always room for improvement) and I
also know Taint Tickler was disappointed that
Saigon devoured the head of the penis before Taint got to
it. It is very cool that our hash names are up on Stoney's
wall now; kudos to the bar employees and regulars for making
us feel very welcome!
Taint's infamous phrase of
the week: I'm a taker, not a giver! (we always
Bar owner, Juan's infamous phrase: Do not f*ck the
manikin! (you KNOW who this is directed to)
Thanks to all hearty wanks who showed up to make Wednesday's
hash a lot of fun!
Meet in the dirt parking lot SW of N 34th St & E Clark St, in Ybor City (E
Tampa), FL. An approximate address is 88 N 34th Street, Tampa, FL.
of the Tampa Bay Metro Area
Wednesday, February 24th, 2010
Meet at 6:30 PM, on trail at 7:30 PM sharp!
here for a
running map. Click
for a MapQuest map of the "approximate" address.
From FL-54, go south on I-75 for 17.4
miles. Merge onto I-4 westbound at Exit 261, for 5.3 miles. Take
US-41 south, at Exit 3, for .4 miles. Go left on N 50th St for
1.1 miles. Make a slight right onto Adamo Dr for 1.3 miles. Go left
on N 34th St for .4 miles and find the dirt parking lot on the right
in the SW corner of the intersection of 34th St & E Clark St.
From St Pete, to the south:
From I-275, go east on Gandy Blvd
across Tampa Bay. Go north on the Crosstown Expressway for 6.5
miles. Go left on 22nd St, at Exit 9, for .2 miles. Go right on
Adamo Dr for .8 miles. Go right on N 34th St for .4 miles and find
the dirt parking lot on the right in the SW corner of the
intersection of 34th St & E Clark St.
From Brandon, to the east:
From I-75, go south on the Crosstown
Expressway for 5.2 miles. Go right on 39th Street, at Exit 10 and
then make and immediate left onto Adamo Rd for .4 miles. Go left on
34th St for .4 miles and find the dirt parking lot on the right in
the SW corner of the intersection of 34th St & E Clark St.
From I-275 & Dale Mabry Hwy, in
Central Tampa: Go north on
I-275 for 3.5 miles. Go west on I-4, at Exit 45B, for .7 miles. Go
right on 21st St, at Exit 1, for .6 miles. Go left on Adamo Rd for
.8 miles. Go right on 34th St for .4 miles and find the dirt parking
lot on the right in the SW corner of the intersection of 34th St & E
$6 for drinkers & $3 for non-drinkers.
The on after will be at
Bar & Package Lounge,
1305 S 22nd St. To get there from the
starting location, go
left, or west on E Clark
for .7 miles. Go left on 22nd St for .6 miles and find Stoney's on the
for a map.
BlindPussy & HotQuarterLoad will be the hares.
For more information, or in case you get lost, call our mobile
phone at 813-943-4855.