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Hare Blessings
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Here's to CasualFriday and MayTheGirthBeWithYou too
They're our hares and I'm Dabadoo
They claim this is a super shiggy hash
I hope no one gets a rash
Because then you will be leaking goo
REPEAT AFTER ME!
Bless these hares
Bless this trail
God bless our holy ale
In the name of the flower
The fun
And the holy run
ON OUT!
Dab
Hash Trash
Hey Wanks! I want to thank each and
every hearty wank who showed up for yesterday's Jolly Roger H3 hash! I had a
blast and I know all hash participants did, also! Girth and I were glad to have
offered a venue for wankers to get their lap swimming in and a chance to sharpen
tree-climbing skills we all thought were lost from childhood. I especially
enjoyed watching wanks get sucked into the check back that took them out of the
woods, just to put them right back in--you all KNEW that was cumming! The beer
stop was super funny, watching all wanks picking burrs off each other like a
pack of monkeys at the zoo (there's a joke in there somewhere for Shitz Ahoy, as
monkeys also throw poo). Thank you Yeast Infection for volunteering to drive the
beer van, a much needed and appreciated duty! Thanks also to Rash 4 Days and B&B
for keeping the shiggy-ridden pack lubed up during circle! Thank you Glowdick
for donating your left-over Christmas cookie tin for the Brainless award, maybe
we'll see the skull again soon. To add to the fun, Just Tony brought a virgin
harriette and sweet gold boxers; so henceforth and forever more until we decide
to change it, he will be known as Andrew Dice Gay.
Side notes:
Rash, when you show up 2 hours early and nobody is there, use your phone and
save yourself from hashing the trail twice.
Be sure to make a tick and burr check before you put your clothes in the
laundry.
Blind Pussy isn't the only one who can't read a map; add More Sex and B&B to
that list, also.
When you put fresh fruit from the trees in the beer van, don't expect it to be
there by circle.
ON-ON WANKERS!
Casual Friday
Jolly Roger
H3
of the Tampa Bay Metro Area
Run #524
Super Shiggy Trail
Saturday,
January 16th, 2010
Meet in the SW corner of the Wal-Mart parking lot, located at 6192 Gunn Hwy,
in Tampa, FL.
When:
Meet at 3:00 PM, on trail at 4:00 PMish.
Directions:
Click
here for a map.
Go north on Dale Mabry for 5.7 miles, left, or west
on Gunn Hwy for 3.6 miles and find the Wal-Mart on
the left.
From Wesley Chapel, to the north:
From Hwy 54, go south on I-75 for 4.9 miles, south
on I-275, at Exit 274, for 7.2 miles and right, or
west on Bearss Ave, at Exit 53, for 3.1 miles.
Bearss becomes Ehrlich at Dale Mabry. Continue in
Ehrlich for 2.3 miles, right, or south on
Turner/Lynn Road for 1.5 miles, right on Gunn Hwy
for .5 miles and find the Wal-Mart on the left.
From St. Pete, to the south:
Go north on I-275 across Tampa Bay, left or north on
the Veteran's Expressway for 7.6 miles, right, or
east on Gunn Hwy, at Exit 9, for 1 mile and find the
Wal-Mart on the right.
From Brandon, to the southeast:
Go north on I-75 for 3.9 miles, left, or west on
I-4, at Exit 261, for 1.9 miles, right on
Hillsborough, at Exit 7, for 5.7 miles, right, or
north I-275 for 2.6 miles and left, or west on Busch
Blvd, at Exit 50, for 3.3 miles. Busch becomes Gunn
Hwy after crossing Dale Mabry. Continue on Gunn for
3.3 miles and find the Wal-Mart on the left.
From Dunedin, to the west:
Go east on Hwy 580, left on Race Track Rd for 1.6
miles, right on Linebaugh for 4.2 miles, left on
Sheldon Rd for 1.4 miles an right on Citrus Park Dr
for .8 miles. Citrus Park becomes Gunn Hwy. Continue
on Gunn Hwy for 1.1 miles and find the Wal-Mart on
the right.
Trail:
The shiggy factor will be 10 on a scale of 1-10. There will be many
obstacles. Poison ivy spotted on trail; cover your foreskin or bring
poison ivy block.
Remarks:
Suggest you leave the dogs
and strollers at home, please. Bring your cameras, as there should be
many photo opportunities.
Hares:
CasualFriday & MayTheGirthBeWithYou will be the hares.
Cost:
$6 donation.
On After:
The on after will be at
Winners Sports Grill, located at 12064 Anderson Rd. To get there from
the starting location, go east on Gunn Hwy for .5 miles. Go right, or
south on Anderson Rd for .1 miles and find the Winners Sports Grill on
the right. Click
here for a map.
Phone Number:
For more information, or in case you get lost, call our mobile phone at
727-204-9837.
