Holy cow, I
don't know where to start! Thanks to all the wankers who made the JRH3 Fall
Series #1 Adventure Hash such a success! Lots of good laughs and plenty of
new hash stories to go around! Thanks to the wankers who volunteered beer
duty as well as the search and rescue crew! I must keep this short as I have
to wash my JRH3 hash headbands since they now smell like stinky feet...
Blind Pussy, kudos to you for being quite the trooper! Kudos also to Hot Q
Load for giving Big Red quite the ride! Wish I had the video recorder at the
jump on trail, Rectal gave a new meaning to "pulling a turtle." Today's hash
lesson, we all now know the exact breadth of our handlebars, don't we HPV?
On-On Wankers!
Casual Friday
Jolly Roger H3
of the
Tampa Bay Metro Area
Run #508
Fall/Winter Adventure Hash #1
Off Road Bicycle Hash
Sunday, November
15th, 2009
Meet at the Balm Boyette Scrub Preserve,
located at 13998 Balm-Boyette Road, Lithia, FL.
When:
Meet at 12:00 noon, on trail at 1:00 PMish.
Directions:
Click
here for a map.
Go south on I-75 for 15.3 miles. Go left, or
east on Big Bend Rd, at Exit 246, for 1.4 miles.
Go right, or south, on US-301 for 1.5 miles. Go
left on Balm Rd for 5.3 miles. Go left on Balm Boyette Rd/Boyette Balm Rd for 2 miles
and find Balm Boyette Scrub Preserve.
From
I-275 & Dale Mabry Hwy, in Central Tampa:
Go south on Dale Mabry for about 1 mile, left on
Kennedy for 2 miles, right on Willow for .2
miles, left, or east on the Crosstown Expressway
for 9.7 miles. Go south on I-75, at Exit 15A,
for 9.9 miles. Go left, or east on Big Bend Rd,
at Exit 246, for 1.4 miles. Go right, or south,
on US-301 for 1.5 miles. Go left on Balm Rd for
5.3 miles. Go left on Balm Boyette Rd/Boyette
Balm Rd for 2 miles and find Balm Boyette Scrub
Preserve.
From
Wesley Chapel, to the north:
From FL-54, go south on I-75 for 32.9 miles. Go
left, or east on Big Bend Rd, at Exit 246, for
1.4 miles. Go right, or south, on US-301 for 1.5
miles. Go left on Balm Rd for 5.3 miles. Go left
on Balm Boyette Rd/Boyette Balm Rd for 2 miles
and find Balm Boyette Scrub Preserve.
From
Bradenton, to the south:
From I-275 S, go north on I-75 for 12.5 miles.
Go right, or east on College Ave/State Hwy 674
for 6.5 miles. Go left on Balm Wimauma Rd for 4
miles. Go left on Balm Boyette Rd/Boyette Balm
Rd for 2 miles and find Balm Boyette Scrub
Preserve.
From
Lakeland, to the east:
From US-93, go west on I-4, south on I-75, at
Exit 9, for 15.8 miles. Go left, or east on Big
Bend Rd, at Exit 246, for 1.4 miles. Go right,
or south, on US-301 for 1.5 miles. Go left on
Balm Rd for 5.3 miles. Go left on Balm Boyette
Rd/Boyette Balm Rd for 2 miles and find Balm
Boyette Scrub Preserve.
From
South Tampa, to the west:
From Gandy, go east on the Crosstown Expressway
for 13.2 miles. Go south on I-75, at Exit 15A,
for 9.9 miles. Go left, or east on Big Bend Rd,
at Exit 246, for 1.4 miles. Go right, or south,
on US-301 for 1.5 miles. Go left on Balm Rd for
5.3 miles. Go left on Balm Boyette Rd/Boyette
Balm Rd for 2 miles and find Balm Boyette Scrub
Preserve.
From St.
Petersburg to the west:
Go south on I-275 across the Sunshine Skyway
Bridge towards I-75. Go north on I-75 for 12.5
miles. Go right, or east on College Ave/State
Hwy 674 for 6.5 miles. Go left on Balm Wimauma
Rd for 4 miles. Go left on Balm Boyette Rd/Boyette
Balm Rd for 2 miles and find Balm Boyette Scrub
Preserve.
Hares:
CasualFriday will be the hare.
Cost:
$6 donation.
On After:
The on after will be at
Linkster's Tap Room, located at 13155 US Hwy 301, in Riverview, FL.
Click
here to view their website. To get there from the starting location,
go south on Balm-Boyette Rd for 2 miles. Go right on County Road
672/Balm Rd for 5.2 miles. Go right on US Hwy 301 N for 1.8 miles and
find Linkster's on the left just prior to Sumerview Circle.
Phone Number:
For more
information, or in case you get lost, call 813-943-4855.
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