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Hare Blessings
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It’s been so long since Puppy laid trail
Had the Egyptians invented ail?
Pup and Rectal, two hunks
Whiney will blow some chunks
When he gets their orange panty mail
Repeat after me:
Bless these
hares
Bless this trail
Coppus no catch us
Panties no wedgie us
Rainus no soak us
In the name of
The Flour
The Fun
And The Holy
Gator8MyPenis
Hash Trash
Wednesday,
August 26, 2009
Jolly Roger Hash #489
Hares: Rectal Roommate and Puppy
Wanks showed up despite the huge monsoon and we all hoped Lost My Balls
would bring his blow up raft as the parking lot at the start location had
turned into a detention lake, swallowing all wankers not wearing a
floatation device. The chalk talk was executed live, yet the trail signs
disappeared as fast as Puppy could lay them down. The umbrella-laden pack
knew trail would be challenging, so everyone stripped down to Speedos and
swim goggles.
ON-OUT!
The runners went off into the night searching for signs of anything looking
like pasty-blobs on the sidewalk. Dead Man Cumming and his tiny chicken
nugget-eating harriette in a stoller led the walkers through sidewalk rivers
and ponds, eventually merging with the runners wandering around with eyes as
big as saucers. Funny how their priority was finding trail markings while
the walkers’ priority was finding BEER. The beer van had been parked in a
near-dry parking lot for the FRBs, and changed location for the turkey wanks.
Walkers crossed the road and attached flippers to their feet to power
through Lake Manhattan in order to reach the beer van for a beverage check
in what used to be a parking lot. The FRBs had disappeared and after getting
their temporary fill of beer, the walkers swam back to start/finish.
CIRCLE UP!
A soaked motley crew circled up; wankers brought forth their orange items to
send to Whiney Bitch in Afghanistan as he was asking for something from the
orange food group. GatorAte showed off his skimpy little orange Halloween
underpants for the 69th time; they were nice and sweaty from his run in the
rain. Rash for Dayz showed off her lacey orange underpants as well; I’m not
certain who got more stares, but I know who got more laughs. Rectal being
the good sport that he is, filled his granny panties that he wore while
haring, with cheesy poofs and smashed them into the crotch for Whiney. Trail
trial proved to be predictable with “not enough lakes and rivers” being
complained about, and “not enough orange panties on trail” was noted. Yeast
Infection made a fine Beer Angel and kept us from complaining about not
enough beer in circle. Since we entertained the virgin with our sink or swim
hash, he entertained us with his belly and a joke. Just Glen got himself a
blow job with Wanna Earn An A’s help, and I’m A Dick was tied up for 25
hashes. Rash 4 Dayz and Math Sucks were tied for 10 runs. Lost My Balls
received the 169 pound FRB chain as well as the Brainless award for packing
4 drunk wankers on a 2-man blow up raft without any life jackets on a river
filled with alligators. Rash 4 Dayz helped drain the skull as she was
smoking on the thin plastic raft adding to the ridiculousness of it all.
Normally the Jolly Roger H3 does not dig up old brainless incidents, but the
SS Balls crew ditched circle at the last hash so they could avoid chugging
out of the brainless award. Our fearless leader Dabadoo was not going to let
them get away with it!
Swing low was sung and GatorAte showed us his little toddler ass once again,
and the hash got a piece.
On-On!
Casual Friday
Jolly Roger
H3 Where:
of the Tampa Bay Metro Area
Runs #489
Wednesday, August 26th, 2009
Meet in the overflow parking
lot just north of the Green Iguana, located at 4029 S Westshore
Blvd, in South Tampa, Florida.
Directions:
From I-275 & I-4, in Central Tampa:
From I-275 & Gandy, in St. Pete:
Trail:
Theme: Bring something orange for Whiney Bitch, who is deployed with the Army overseas. He wrote us and said he missed the orange food group. So, we're going to send him some orange stuff in a care package. GRC is sending a barrel of Cheezy Puffs. So we have that covered. Whatever you bring should probably not be something that will spoil in the mail. We will be collecting your orange stuff and sending it to Whiney in a separate package.
Hares:
Donation:
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