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Jolly Roger H3 Hash Trash
Saturday, July 18, 2009
Hare: TaintTickler
The day was beautiful until it was time to gather for the hash in
Clearwater. Taint Tickler spent all day pre-laying a 1,069 mile trail using
flour and chalk; he forgot to use sunscreen as he was red as a beet.
Needless to say, the decision points drawn in chalk would be washed away.
Taint promised trail to be long so we were in for what seemed to be, an
all-nighter. Bloody Z and Just Liz showed up, perfect timing as it was
Bloody Z on deck to carry the chain with him on the death run. Hindsight
tells me we should add more weights to the chain for Z and a few other FRBs
out there.
ON-OUT: Wankers spread out to find flour, any flour, any where. We kept
Taint Tickler in our peripheral vision knowing he would not wander too far
from true trail as he had already been through it once that day. After Taint
yelled "Tit Check!" 6 feet in front of a traffic cop, we ran as quick as we
could through large fields and parks, almost knocking a dude off his bicycle
on a drainage ditch crosswalk. We ran up hills to passover roads, just to
run downhill and do it again. Dab sat beneath the overpass with some
homeless dude and waited until we were sure just where we were supposed to
be going. I teased On-On to get him to run which bought me a dog-walking
ticket for 15 minutes; dang it! Nothing gets past GRC! The first beer stop
was not hit until we had cleared 69 miles. I hoped Pin Cushion who was the
beer van driver, had a good book! We head on through some more fields, snuck
by DMC’s apartment complex, and made the second beer stop before midnight.
By the time we got there, we were told at that time we were out on trail for
two hours. Holy Jiminy Crickets! No wonder my thighs were screaming! The
pack opted-out for the third beer stop and headed for the parking lot to get
through circle before it was time for breakfast.
CIRCLE: There were late-cummers waiting for us at circle; HPV and SempreBi
showed up all clean, dry, and full of energy (LuckyStrike and Lightning
would show up even later). Yes, they eventually drank for that. Pin Cushion
got tied up for contributing to 10 hashes, and I had received my red tag for
10 harings. The Bobbsey Twins, LostMyBalls and SaigonSally jointly received
the FRB award being that they were in each other’s pants when arriving at
finish (they even sported the same clothes, gag me!). Multiple accusations
were made (up) and Taint cleansed the skull for the next victim. Pin Cushion
received the Brainless award, I think we felt it was simply his turn to
drink and stop talking. On another note, Goolight Special got Honorable
Mention as she made us all feel sorry for her for losing her 100 hashing
headband on trail, when in reality it was in her car.
The tired pack sang Swing Low and head on off to Wild Wings for chicken and
fire works.
On-On!
Casual Friday
Jolly Roger
H3
of the Tampa Bay Metro Area
Runs #479
Saturday, July 18th, 2009
Where: Meet in the Sun State Academy Beauty Salon School parking lot, located at 2525 Drew Street, in Clearwater, Florida. Meet in the back corner parking lot near the 40 foot connex.
When:
Directions:
From Newport Richey, to the north:
From St. Pete, to the south:
From I-275 & Dale Mabry, in Central Tampa, to the east:
From Downtown Clearwater, to the west:
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