Jolly Roger H3
Run #471
June 17th, 2009
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Hare Blessings
.

Tonight is the first trail Whiney Lays

Listen to all that Dabadoo Says

Or well laugh at your screw-up

And the hare that threw-up

From the brainless for bone-headed displays

 

REPEAT AFTER ME:

Bless these hares

Bless this trail
Coppus no catch us
Lightning no strike us
Heatus no stroke us

In the name of
The Flour
The Fun
And The Holy Run

ON OFF!

GatorAte
 



Hash Trash


Jolly Roger H3 Hash Trash
June 17, 2009
Hares: Dabadoo and Whiny Bitch (virgin hare)
Start: Ballast Point Park

It was a gray day; however a hearty number of wankers showed to play the game. A couple of wanking two-timers came out and Whiney gave the pack a chalk talk. The hares were blessed and the pack was on their way to run through South Tampa . By the time wanks got to the beer stop, the rain started. Good thing I spent the dry part of the trail waiting for Shot By A Whore and U-Drive Ill F*ck to pick me up! We arrived at the beer stop just in time for some beer and rain. U-Drive and I donned our rain slickers and reached for the tap. Some wanking princesses spent their beer check beneath the awning of the Frame Gallery; you know who you are, Gator, Nauti, Wanna, and Just Tabatha! By the time the pack reached the finish, we had a fantastic light show over our heads. As Dab stood in the middle of the parking lot with his red and white umbrella, we decided we needed to get on with a quick circle and away from Dabs umbrella. Two blowjobs were given (woohoo!) and a headband for 10 runs was awarded. Everyone was wet except for Yeast Infection, U-Drive and I, as we sported our raincoats. Does that make us princesses or us smart? U-Drive cleansed the brainless award for Nauti Call Girl and Rectal Roommate reluctantly gave up the 169 pound chain to GatorAte AGAIN.
Accusations:

1. Sexy Wetback for wearing 2 Michael Jackson gloves.
2. Just Tabatha and Sexy Wetback for bending over in front of a virgin harrier for a photo op,
pretending it was the first time.
3. Dabadoo for pretending to be a lightning rod, knowing we already have one.

Swing Low was done in double-time and the hash got a wet piece.

On-On!
Casual Friday .

 

Jolly Roger H3
of the Tampa Bay Metro Area
Runs #471
Wednesday, June 17th, 2009
 

Where: Meet in the parking lot to the left/north side of the gym in Ballast Point Park, in South Tampa, Florida. The approximate address is 5302 Interbay Blvd.

When: Meet at 6:30 PM, on trail at 7:30 PM sharp!

Directions: Click here for a map.

From I-275 and Dale Mabry Hwy, in Central Tampa: Go south on Dale Mabry for for 3.5 miles. Go left, or west, on Gandy Blvd for 1.2 miles until it ends. Go right, or south, on Bayshore Blvd for .2 miles. Stay straight/slight left onto Interbay for .3 miles and find the gym in Ballast Point Park on the left.

From Wesley Chapel, to the north: Go south on I-75 and then south on I-275 for 16 miles. Take the Downtown East/West exit, at Exit 45A for .6 miles. Take the Ashley ramp towards downtown East/West for .3 miles. Take the Ashley ramp towards Tampa Street for .4 miles. Stay straight to stay on N Ashley Drive for .6 miles. Go right onto W John F Kennedy Blvd/Fl60/FL-685 for .8 miles. Go left on S Willow Avenue for .1 miles. Take the South Crosstown Expressway Toll West ramp for .2 miles. Merge onto S Crosstown Expressway/ Lee Roy Selmon Expressway for 1.8 miles. Take the Bay To Bay Blvd exit, at Exit 3 for .2 miles. Go right onto Bay to Bay Blvd for .3 miles. Go right, or south, on Bayshore Blvd for 2 miles. Stay straight/slight left onto Interbay for .3 miles and find the gym in Ballast Point Park on the left.

From St Petersburg, to the south: Go north on I-275. Go east on Gandy Blvd across Tampa Bay, for 11.1 miles. Go right on Bayshore Blvd for .2 miles. Stay straight/slight left onto Interbay for .3 miles and find the gym in Ballast Point Park on the left.

From Clearwater, to the west: Go west on Hwy 60 across Old Tampa Bay and continue following it until you get to I-275. Go north on I-275 until you get to S Dale Mabry Hwy. Go south on S Dale Mabry Hwy for 3.5 miles. Go left, or west, on Gandy Blvd for 1.2 miles until it ends. Go right, or south, on Bayshore Blvd for .2 miles. Stay straight/slight left onto Interbay for .3 miles and find the gym in Ballast Point Park on the left.

From Brandon, to the west: Take the Crosstown Expressway westward towards downtown Tampa. Take the Bay To Bay Blvd exit, at Exit 3 for .2 miles. Go right onto Bay to Bay Blvd for .3 miles. Go right, or south, on Bayshore Blvd for 2 miles. Stay straight/slight left onto Interbay for .3 miles and find the gym in Ballast Point Park on the left.

Trail: Trail will be approximately 3 miles with light shiggy. Trail will be dog and stroller friendly.

Hares: Dabadoo & WhineyBitch will be the hares.

Cost: $6 donation. A $3 discounts will be given to non-beer drinkers, or if you bring your own beverage.

On After: The on after will be at Elmer's located 5206 S. MacDill Avenue. To get to the on after from the starting location, go right, or northwest, on Interbay for .2 miles. Go left, or west, on W Price for .5 miles. Go left, or south, on S MacDill Ave for .1 miles and find Elmer's on the left. Click here for a map.

Phone Number: For more information, or in case you get lost, call our mobile phone at 813-943-4855.



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