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H3 Hash Trash, Wednesday, June 3, 2009
Hares: Stretchy Bitz and Backdoor
Start Location: Bayshore Park, Tampa
It was a rainy start and a rainy finish, but a swell turn-out just the same! Some wanks we haven't seen in ages came out to play and hash with the visiting old JRH3 RA, Harelip Dog. The trail wound us around South Tampa in the rain and while most of the trail was washed away, we managed to make it to the beer stop somehow. Half the pack went directly back to start, including me, by-passing any trail that might have been left on the second leg. The other half who enjoyed a challenge, reported that the trail marks were much better on the second leg; just my luck as I went directly to jail, did not pass go nor accept the challenge to find trail. I smelled a first half of trail pre-lay as the two "live" hares were enjoying a cigar while we ran past their window in the smoke shop.
The circle commenced and the returners were dimed-out. One blowjob was given, and Puppy was tied up for having 50 hashes under his belt. The FRB award was ignored, but that's okay since most of trail was washed away anyhow. U-Drive I'll Fuck cleansed the brainless skull for her first time and Harelip Dog won the brainless award for returning to the scene of the crime.
It was time to name Just Vicki, and we had many names to choose from. She loves to surf, likes fish and the ladies (do those last two things go hand-in-hand?), so we ultimately chose "Surfin' For Snapper."
Swing Low was sung and we all got out of the rain.
Jolly Roger H3
of the Tampa Bay Metro Area
Wednesday, June 3rd, 2009
Where: Meet in Bay Shore Park, located in the southwest corner of Bay To Bay Blvd and Bay Shore Blvd, in South Tampa, Florida. When: Meet at 6:30 PM, on trail at 7:30 PM sharp!
Directions: Clickhere for a map.Go south on Dale Mabry, left, or east on Bay To Bay Blvd and find Bayshore Park on the right just prior to Bayshore Blvd.From I-275 & Dale Mabry, in Central Tampa:
Go south on I-75 for 4.9 miles, south on I-275 for 15.9 miles, take Exit 45 towards Downtown East-West for .6 miles, take the Ashley ramp towards Downtown West for .3 miles, take the Ashley ramp towards Tampa Street for .4 miles, stay straight to go onto N Ashley Drive for .6 miles, go right, or west on W Kennedy for .6 miles, go left on Willow Dr for .1 miles, take the south Crosstown Expressway Toll West for 2 miles, take the W Bay To Bay Blvd exit, at Exit 3, go right, or east on W Bay To Bay for .3 miles and find Bayshore Park on the right.
From Wesley Chapel, to the north:
From St. Petersburg, to the south: Go east on Gandy across Tampa Bay and follow it until it ends at Bayshore Blvd. Go north on Bayshore for 1.8 miles. Go left on Bay To Bay Blvd and find Bayshore Park on the left.
From Brandon, to the east: Go south on the Crosstown Expressway for 9.3 miles, take the W Bay To Bay Blvd exit, at Exit 3, go right, or east on Bay To Bay for .3 miles and find Bayshore Park on the right.
From Clearwater, to the west: Take FL Hwy 60 eastward across Tampa Bay, southward onto the Veterans Expressway, under I-275, where FL 60 it becomes Kennedy. Continue eastward on Kennedy until you get to Dale Mabry Blvd. Go south on Dale Mabry for 1.7 miles, left, or east on W Bay To Bay Blvd for .9 miles and find Bayshore Park on the right.
Hare:StretchBitz & Backdoor will be the hares.
Cost: $6 donation.
On After: The on after will be at Wings Gone Wild, located at 3114 W Bay To Bay Blvd. To get there from the starting location, go left, or west on W Bay to Bay for .2 miles and find Wings Gone Wild on the left. Click here for a map.
Phone Number:For more information, or in case you get lost, call our mobile phone at 813-943-4855.