Jolly Roger H3
Run #464
IKEA Hash
May 23th, 2009
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Hare Blessing

You don’t think they’ll call the cops, I do
If the police catch us, then fuck you

This blessing is a limerick
The contest is a gimmick
So Here’s my mother-fucking haiku

 I hate IKEA
Furniture comes in pieces
And they call HAZ-MAT

REPEAT AFTER ME:

Bless these hares
Bless this trail
Coppus no catch us
Doggus no bite us
Rainus no soak us

In the name of
The Flour
The Fun
And The Holy Run

ON OFF!

Compliments of Gator8

Hash Trash



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Jolly Roger H3
of the Tampa Bay Metro Area
Run #464
IKEA Hash
Saturday, May 23rd, 2009

Where: Meet in the Fifth Third Bank parking lot, located at 2001 Adamo Drive, in Tampa (Ybor City).

When: Meet at 5:00 PM, on trail at 6:00 PMish.

Directions: Click here for a map.

From I4 & I-275, in Central Tampa: Go west on I-4 towards Orlando, for 1.1 miles, take the 21st Street Exit, at Exit 1, for .5 miles onto 13th Avenue, right, or south onto 21st Street for .6 miles, right or west onto Adamo Drive for .1 mile and find Fifth Third Bank on the left.

From Wesley Chapel, to the north: From Hwy 54, go south on I-75 for 4.9 miles, south on I-275, towards Tampa, for 15.5 miles, at Exit 274, merge onto I-4 East, at Exit 45B,  towards Orlando, for 1.1 miles, take the 21st Street Exit, at Exit 1, for .5 miles onto 13th Avenue, right, or south onto 21st Street for .6 miles, right or west onto Adamo Drive for .1 mile and find the dirt lot on the left between the Fifth Third Bank and the gas station on the left.

From St. Pete, to the south: Go north on I-275 across Tampa Bay via the Howard Franklin Bridge until you get to I-4. Go east on I-4,  at Exit 45B,  towards Orlando, for 1.1 miles, take the 21st Street Exit, at Exit 1, for .5 miles onto 13th Avenue, right, or south onto 21st Street for .6 miles, right or west onto Adamo Drive for .1 mile and find Fifth Third Bank on the left.

From Brandon, to the east: Go west on the Crosstown Expressway for about 7 miles, right, or north on the 22nd Street exit, at Exit 9, for .1 miles, left, or west on Adamo Drive for .1 miles and find Fifth Third Bank on the left.

From South Tampa, to the southwest: Go north/east on the Crosstown Expressway for about 6 miles to the 22nd Street Exit, at Exit 9. Go left, on 22nd Street for .2 miles, left on Adamo Drive for .1 miles and find Fifth Third Bank on the left.

Theme: Story behind the theme - The New Haven H3 hashers, C*Fest and Dr G, were arrested and prosecuted for laying trail through their local IKEA store parking lot in New Haven, Connecticut. An official New Haven H3 T-shirt, donated by the New Haven H3, will be awarded to the hasher with the best Haiku as determined by the pack, per C*Fest and Dr G's request.

Remarks: A toe tag will be given to the first 40 hashers who show up.

Note: No flour will actually be laid on the IKEA premises, duh! But you might find some chalk marks there along trail.

Cost: $6 donation.

Hares: GayRodeoClown, PurplePenisEater & GoDaddyDotCom will be the hares.

On After: The on after will be at Gaspar's Grotto, located at 1805 E 7th Ave, in Ybor City. To get there from the starting location, go west, or left on Adamo Drive for .1 mile, right or north on 19th Street for .7 miles, left on 7th Avenue for .1 miles and find Gaspar's on the left. Go to http://tiny.cc/yborcityparkingrates for information on parking.

Phone Number: For more information, or in case you get lost call or mobile phone at 813-943-4855.



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