I’ll Take ‘Em Both Esquire must not care

Reasons a shitty trail we will share:

The wrong side of the bay

Tutus make us look gay

And it’s Likes to Watch’s virgin hare


REPEAT AFTER ME:

Gispert guide us on this hash,

As along the trail we dash,

Guide our feet on grass and sand,

At the beer stop we hope to land,

Let the sun so brightly shine,

Leading us to beer so fine.

Bless these hares
Bless this trail
Coppus no catch us
Doggus no bite us
Tutus no trip us

In the name of
The Flour
The Fun
And The Holy Run

ON OFF!
 

Coming soon, maybe? If anyone wants to write it.

 

Jolly Roger H3
of the Tampa Bay Metro Area
Run #458
Tu Tu/Earth Day Hash
Wednesday, April 22nd, 2009

Where: Meet in the Publix parking lot located at 1500 McMullen Booth Road, Clearwater, Florida (the corner of McMullen Booth Road & SR 590).

When: Meet at 6:30 PM, on trail at 7:30 PM sharp!

Directions: Click here for a map.

From Wesley Chapel, to the north: Go south on I-75, south on I-275 for 21.1 miles, take exit #39 onto SR-60W, fork left onto Courtney Campbell Causeway (SR-60) for 9.5 miles, continue on SR-60 for 0.6 miles, turn right on S McMullen Booth Road, take ramp toward N McMullen Booth Road, bear right on N McMullen Booth Rd (CR-611 N), and find the Publix parking lot on the left.

From Bradenton/Sarasota, to the south: Go north on I-275, take exit #30/Largo/Roosevelt Blvd. onto Roosevelt Blvd N (SR-686 W) toward Largo-Clearwater/St. Pete-Clwtr Int’l Airport, bear left to follow SR-686 W for 1.1 miles, bear right on Roosevelt Blvd (SR-686 W) toward Largo/Clearwater for 1.3 miles, bear right to take ramp onto 49th St N (CR-611 N) for 1.7 miles, continue on Bayside Bridge (CR-611 N) for 2.5 miles, continue on McMullen Booth Road and find the Publix parking lot on the left.

From South Tampa, to the east: Go south on I-275, take exit #39 onto SR-60W, fork left onto Courtney Campbell Causeway (SR-60) for 9.5 miles, continue on SR-60 for 0.6 miles, turn right on S McMullen Booth Road, take ramp toward N McMullen Booth Road, bear right on N McMullen Booth Rd (CR-611 N), and find the Publix parking lot on the left.

From the Gulf Beaches, to the west: From Gandy Blvd, take Roosevelt Blvd N (SR-686 W) toward Largo-Clearwater/St. Pete-Clwtr Int’l Airport, bear left to follow SR-686 W for 1.1 miles, bear right on Roosevelt Blvd (SR-686 W) toward Largo/Clearwater for 1.3 miles, bear right to take ramp onto 49th St N (CR-611 N) for 1.7 miles, continue on Bayside Bridge (CR-611 N) for 2.5 miles, continue on McMullen Booth Road and find the Publix parking lot on the left.

Hares:  I’ll Take ‘Em Both & Likes 2 Watch will be the hares. This will be Likes 2 Watch's virgin lay.

Cost: $6 donation.

On After: The on after will be at The Grind House, in the same shopping center as the start.  There will be 2-4-1 drafts and 2-4-1 Shepherd’s pie, as well as a full menu and extensive beer selection.

Themes: Because this hash will be conducted on the 22nd day of April, this will be a Tu Tu ( 2 2 ) hash. So, everyone should come dressed in a Tu Tu. Not only is this a Tu Tu hash, it is also Earth Day and supplies will be provided to you if you would like to participate in a litter clean-up.

Phone Number: For more information, or in case you get lost, call our mobile phone at 813-943-4855.