Run DMC and Kitty laid trail
‘Cause our taxes are all in the mail
On this day of taxes
The fun is the packs’
If we can catch the hares by the tail 

REPEAT AFTER ME:

Gispert guide us on this hash,
As along the trail we dash,
Guide our feet on grass and sand,
At the beer stop we hope to land,
Let the sun so brightly shine,
Leading us to beer so fine.

Bless these hares
Bless this trail
Coppus no catch us
Doggus no bite us
Coitus no interrupt us

In the name of
The Flour
The Fun
And The Holy Run

ON OFF!

Coming soon, maybe? If anyone wants to write it.

 

.Jolly Roger H3
of the Tampa Bay Metro Area
Run #457
Tax Day Hash
Wednesday, April 15th, 2009

• Where: Meet in the parking lot of the IRS building, located at 9450 Koger Blvd N, in St Petersburg, Florida (just barely into St. Pete, right across the Gandy Bridge and down a few blocks).

• When: Meet at 6:30 PM, on trail at 7:30 PM sharp!

• Directions: Click here for a map.

  • From Wesley Chapel, to the north: Go south on I-75, south on I-275, for 28.3 miles (across Tampa Bay, via the Howard Franklin Bridge), merge onto 4th Street, at Exit 32, for 3.3 miles, right onto Koger Blvd, for .3 miles and find the IRS Building on the right.

  • From Bradenton/Sarasota, to the south: Go north on I-275 (across theTampa Bay via the Sunshine Skyway Bridge), go east on S694/Gandy Blvd, at Exit 28, for 1 mile, make a slight right onto Martin Luther King/9th Street for .3 miles, left on 94th Ave N, for .3 miles, left on Koger Blvd and find the IRS building on the left.

  • From South Tampa, to the east: Go west on Gandy Blvd (across Tampa Bay, via the Gandy Bridge), left, or south, on 4th Street for .3 miles, right on Koger Blvd for .2 miles and find the IRS building on the right.

  • From the Gulf Beaches, to the west: Go east on Park Blvd, which becomes Gandy, right on Dr Martin Luther King Blvd/9th Street for .3 miles, left on Koger Blvd and find the IRS building on the left.

• Hares: DeadManCuming & KittyLitter will be the hares. This will be DeadManCumming's (formerly JustWesley) virgin lay.

• Cost: $6 donation.

• On After: The on after will be at Kahuna's Bar & Grill, located at 10515 Gandy Blvd N. To get there from the starting location, go left, or northeast on Koger for .2miles, left on 4th Street for .8 miles, right on Gandy for .3 miles and find Kauna's on the left.

• Phone Number: For more information, or in case you get lost, call our mobile phone at 813-943-4855.