Jolly Roger H3
Run #456
April 11th, 2009
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Hare Blessing



Easter egg hunt by B&B, Foo
and their sexy little bunny too
It’s Foo Foo’s virgin lay
We may search until May
Take our time chasing this cute little crew


REPEAT AFTER ME:

Bless these Easter bunnies
Bless this trail
Coppus no catch us
Doggus no bite us
Coitus no interrupt us


In the name of
The Flour
The Fun
And The Holy Run

ON OFF!

Compliments of GatorAte

Hash Trash

Jolly Roger H3 Hash Trash
Saturday, April 11
Hares: Portopussy, Bed & Buckfest and Little Bunny FooFoo

Wanking eggomanics showed up in bonnets and bunny ears to catch Portopussy, who was wearing an aerodynamic blue Easter bonnet that he borrowed from his Nana. Chalk talk was given without mention of a package check (whaaat!) but with a promise of a shot stop; live and not-so-live hares were blessed and hopped away. Wankers were divided up into three teams; not so easy since we all know hashers can’t count. Since I was the holder of the basket for Team #1, it’s a good thing team member Semper Bi took it upon herself to carry her own eggs in her own basket. My guess is she was in cahoots with another team to forfeit her eggs for sexual favors; more on that later.

The FRBs hit Trail full speed ahead and picked up all the hidden eggs before the Turkeys got a chance to finish their starter beers; with the exception of the many eggs that were missed because we’re all old and blind. Saigon Sally and I were one of the first wanks to cross a muddy moat that sucked the shoes off of our feet as we entertained a few local residents; good thing I just washed those dang shoes the day before. 3-Hole Punch mentioned she saw a Chupacabra and a giant squid in the moat, so she opted for the tree crossing. Where’s My Goat picked up eggs on trail, took the pennies out of them, and threw the eggs back on trail; rumor has it he was keeping the cash for his “ear plugs and diaper fund.” Dang it if I didn’t miss the package check since I was busy picking up empty eggs; however a group check made up for it.

The beer stop was a hash halt on a live trail, therefore Kitty Litter, Saigon Sally, It’s Starting to Bleed, Taint Tickler and Lost My Balls forged ahead, as the illusive Portopussy was spotted laying eggs on trail! There was no hare snare as the hash halt beer-stop-blow-throughs felt bad that Porto was working with co-hares in flip flops, so the FRBs throttled back to avoid such torture in Circle as a soccer ball kicked in the face or something. Most Turkey wankers stopped to take a whiz in the toilet in the middle of the road, while some of us veered off trail to do some geocaching -- I mean “group pooping” (nobody wanted to follow).

Words of Wisdom on Trail:
Pin Cushion: “I think this wood won’t fit in here.”
Pin Cushion: “I’m the only guy who needs both toilet paper and silver polish every time I go to the bathroom.”

Circle commenced and trail trial proved everyone enjoyed trail, except all of those who picked up empty eggs and lost their shoes in the swampy moat. Virgins entertained us with body chafing while It’s Starting to Bleed whined about everything. I had to stop listing her whines for hash trash as my pen ran out of ink; so I pretended to keep writing just to keep her quiet. Rear-end Loader got his blowjob from Gritty Kitty (fourth time this week) and many multi-hashers were honored. Saigon Sally and Taint Tickler tied each other (there’s a visual) for 35 hashes and Just Wesley received his #10 headband. The FRB went to Kitty Litter as he blew by all eggs in order to win; and that’s the last time that rat-bastard will ever be on my egg team! The brainless award went to the hares; between the three of them, they managed to give the shot stop away to the local thugs. DUI was the brainless award runner-up as he did nothing to prevent the theft from happening, nor did he find the culprits. The three egg teams counted their booty, and it got ugly as eggs had been traded for sexual favors, cash was added from geocache finds, pennies were pilfered; and Goolight Special stuffed her bra with whatever booty she could grab a hold of. Team #3 won the competition; a “fix” is suspect. The team of Oxy, PC, CW and Big Wet Wuss won the beautiful bonnet prize. I was commandeered and thanks to I’ll Take ‘Em Both’s short-hand, we whizzed the pack through two wanker namings. Wanks without hash names took Just Louis and Just Wesley 169 yards away from the naming circle so we could take care of business. History dictates that Just Wesley had sex with dead people in a graveyard so he was named “Dead Man Cumming,” and since Just Louis has prettier legs than Lola Falana, he is now known as “Dude Looks Like a Lady.”

Swing Low never sounded so good, and the hash got a piece.

On-On!
Casual Friday .


 
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Jolly Roger H3
of the Tampa Bay Metro Area
Run #456
Easter Egg Hunt Hash
Saturday, April 11th, 2009

Where: Meet in the back of the Professional Center Office Park, located at 1952 Bayshore Blvd, in Dunedin, Florida.

When: Meet at 5:00 PM, on trail at 6:00 PMish.

Directions: Click here for a map.

From Newport Richey, to the north: Go south on US-19, right on Curlew/FL-586 for 2.6 miles, left on Bayshore Blvd/US-19 Alt for .9 miles and find the Professional Center Office Park on the right.

From St. Petersburg, to the south: Go north on US-19, left on Curlew/FL-586 for 2.6 miles, left on Bayshore Blvd/US 19 Alt for .9 miles and find the Professional Center Office Park on the right.

From Tampa, to the east: Go south on I-275, north on Memorial Hwy/FL-60 W at Exit 39 for 1.8 miles. Take  Veterans Expressway/Eisenhower Blvd toward Air Cargo for .8 miles. Take the Memorial Hwy/CR-576 exit, at Exit 3 for .4 miles. Turn left on W Memorial Hwy/CR-576 W for 2.4 miles. Go left on Hillsborough for 5.7 miles. Hillsborough becomes Tampa Road. Continue on Tampa Road for 2 miles. Go left on Curlew Road for for 5.4 miles. Go left on Bayshore Blvd/US 19 Alt for .9 miles and find the Professional Center Office Park on the right.

Hares: LittleBunnyFooFoo, Bed&BucFest, and the speedy. This will be LittleBunnyFooFoo's virgin lay.

Trail: This will be an A to B trail with a shiggy rating of 3. And, there will be an Easter egg hunt along trail.

Remarks: There will be a prize for the best Easter Bonnet.

Cost: $6 donation for the hash and another $4 if staying overnight and eating breakfast in the morning.

On After: The on after will be at Brother's Tavern, located at 1415 Pinehurst Rd where they will have pool tables, darts, and food. And, there will be a full bar with beer specials for us. Yeah!! Click here for a map.

Crash Space: Indoor crash space will be provided for the first 20 that sign up.  This is floor space only inside and tents outside, so, bring your own bedding (blow up mattress, sleeping bag, blankets, pillow & tents).

RSVP: No longer  required unless you want to spend the night at one of the hares houses, or camp in their back yard.

Who's Coming So Far: Click here to see who's coming so far.

Phone Number: For more information, or in case you get lost, call our mobile phone at 813-943-4855.



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