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Bimbo on the Run laid trail
that is CURSED
It has been some time since she laid her FIRST
12-hundred 74 DAYS
Due to her traveling WAYS
This second trail may be her very WORST
It has been so long this might be a PRANK
But if trail’s great we’ll have Bimbo to THANK
I’m sure we will tell the TRUTH
We aren’t known to be COUTH
So if the trail sucks she will walk the PLANK
REPEAT AFTER ME:
Bless this hare
Bless this trail
Coppus no catch us
Doggus no bite us
Bimbo no run us
In the name of
And The Holy Run
treated with an annual showing and haring from Bimbo on the Run! We gathered
wearing shorts and tube tops, and finished wearing 69 layers of clothes. We did
not know what kind of trail to expect, as we were pointed in the direction of
much construction. While Weedon Park was closed, Bimbo made sure we saw plenty
of water. There were 169 ponds in the maze of water reservoirs, and one had a
very large vibrating thingy that held my attention until I felt the need to find
beer. Kudos to Saigon Sally for pointing that out to me. While most of us fought
through low shiggy with enough slap-backs to peel our faces off, the
over-achievers took to the top of the dirt mounds to avoid trail-forced
dermabrasion (You know who you are you wieners!). I searched high and low for
package checks; and as usual, was foiled again. I even missed Porto-Pussy and
I’m A Dick whip it out at their self-designated pee stop; I must be slipping.
After tripping past our 569th water pond on something that once resembled
squares of sod, and being scolded by a woman who felt she had the “need to
know,” we found the beer check in a nice residential area. Being that it was not
a hash halt, some of us slammed a beer and took off…us over-achieving walkers
gotta get a leg-up somehow! The over-achieving runners executed a hairpin turn
and ran through the beer stop; I hate them.
The return took us through similar shiggy; so similar it was just 2 feet over from the first half of trail! I can say it was a solid guarantee that no wankers got lost on this trail. Did I mention I miss Racing Stripes?
While shitty trail down-downs commenced, GlowDick took it upon himself to do a half-assed job of collecting chalk. I think the JRH3 lost half of its chalk supply on this one, as we all went home with a piece (is that a bad thing?). I was very impressed with Virgin Randy’s entertainment; he got on his knees and sang “Sit on my face” to Virgin Page. We all thought they knew each other. While Sweet I Da Ho did her best to pacify Ripley’s distaste for not being the center of attention, GlowDick executed the demo down-down for the two virgins. This was the first of many trips to the center of the circle for GlowDick. 2Short for a 3Sum drank for being an over-achiever as he was the FRB at the beer check and at finish. The little bastard had to drink again for not wearing hash attire and didn’t have a whistle! I am sad to report it was a sorry night for hash garb, as 769 wankers were in the circle drinking for not wearing hash attire, and 1069 wankers were drinking for not having a whistle! SLACKERS. I think a couple penalty butt-chugs will whip them all back into shape. The brainless award went to WillSing4Head for bringing a beast that was noisier than most wanking harriettes I know. I think I would have preferred Ripley chewing on his dingy more during circle, since that was the only time he was quiet. It got so bad, that Gator8 volunteered to poke Ripley to shut him up. There were a few accusations, some questionable, some anticipated; Gator8 was nominated for being a cock-knocker, GlowDick “just because”, Bimbo for haring trail on her back, and 2Short for not marking trail which helped him win. I nominate myself for not remembering any more than I did, but that’s a given at every hash.
Low was sung and once again, the pack got a piece!
Jolly Roger H3
of the Tampa Bay Metro Area
Thursday, March 5th, 2009
Where: Meet in the northwest far corner of the Derby Lanes Greyhound Racetrack parking lot, located at 10490 Gandy Blvd N, in St Petersburg, Florida. Its directly across the street from Kahuna's Bar & Grill.
When: Meet at 6:30 PM, on trail at 7:30 PM sharp!
Directions: Click here for a map.
From I-275 and Dale Mabry, in
Central Tampa: Go south on Dale Mabry, right, or west on Gandy Blvd across Tampa Bay,
continue for about a mile or so and find the Derby Lanes Greyhound
Racetrack on the left.
From Wesley Chapel,
to the north:
Go south on I-75, south on I-275 across Tampa Bay, merge onto 4th
Street, at Exit 32, for 3 miles, left, or east on Gandy and find
the Derby Lanes Greyhound Racetrack on the right.
From Bradenton/Sarasota, to the south: Go north on I-275 across Tampa Bay, via the Sunshine Skyway Bridge, right, or east on Gandy and find the Derby Lanes Greyhound Racetrack on the right.
Brandon to the east: Go east on the Crosstown Expressway, west on Gandy
across Tampa Bay, continue for about a mile or soand
find the Derby Lanes Greyhound Racetrack the
From the Gulf Beaches, to the west: Go north or south on Gulf Blvd to find 190th Ave/Park Street. Go east on Park Blvd, which becomes Gandy after cross in US Hwy 19. Continue past 4th street and find the Derby Lanes Greyhound Racetrack on the right.
Remarks: Bring a flashlight!!!!!
Cost: $6 donation.
BimboOnTheRun will be the hare.
The on after will
be at Kahuna's, directly across the street from the start. Please
do not park there until after the hash is over as there is limited parking with
construction going on around it and its bike night at Kahunas until about
Phone Number: For more information, or in case you get lost, call our mobile phone at 813-943-4855.