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hashers flocked to Ybor City for the Dress Like a Nerd hash, hared by our own
Gritty Kitty and Rear-end Loader from Washington D.C. It was perfect timing to
dress like a nerd since Ybor City was having a Cuban Street Festival! Wankers
circled up while Virgin Corey and Virgin Ginger watched Stretchy Bits and Rectal
Roommate stretch each other’s stuff (there’s a visual). That was a good queue
for Aerobics Master Gritty to start us off with some basic stretching moves that
would help us ease through the beer stops. She bestowed her hoola hoop upon
Backdoor’s neck, as he was the last FRB.
As we had moved through the street fair, Crossing Guard Whiney Bitch practiced safety first and kept us all out of trouble; for a few blocks. Trouble showed up when Naughty Call Girl cleared a decision point in two opposite directions; we knew she’d be drinking out of a skull later on. The first beer stop was a 1,069 mile stretch, and GRC raced our Whining crossing guard to the beer van. Leave it to Beaver took time between beer chugs to re-adjust his 12 strap-ons; he couldn’t remember which one monitored his erection level. After some geeky stretches, the pack was off again.
Sporting snug Urkel-like purple pants, Just Deryk made a new friend from a high-rise condo patio who whistled at him and tossed down his phone number. Our Whiney crossing guard kept the pack moving past the condo pervert (I think Whiney was jealous). After Virgin 4 Life showed us his latest pole dancing skills, and Choice of a New Penetration donned a baby’s hat, we found the second beer stop. Pen was kind enough to sweep for the DFL candidates. Security allowed Whiney Bitch to use the “portable john” (hash name?) normally reserved for construction folks; I think the orange crossing guard vest impressed the security officer.
Finish was reached 1,690,069 miles later, the crossing guard won the FRB (figures!), blowjobs were given, and sure enough--Naughty Call Girl won the beer tossing game, played with the brainless award. Virgins entertained us, Justs and visitors were welcomed, and prizes were awarded for “Best Nerd,” “Best Naughty Catholic School Girl,” and “Best Nerd Overall.” Purple-panted Just Deryk won a chess-set and a pervert’s phone number as the BNO.
Wankers swung-low and got a piece.
Jolly Roger H3
of the Tampa Bay Metro Area
Saturday, February 26, 2009
Geek Hash '09
Where: Meet in the parking lot behind Gaspar's Grotto,
located at 1805 E 7th Ave Tampa, FL 33605.
Meet at 3:00 PM, on trail at 4:00 PMish.
Direction:Click here for a map.
Go south on I-75, south on I-275 for 15.5 miles, east on I-4, at Exit 45B, for .5 miles, right, or south on SR-585/21st Street, at Exit 1 towards 22nd Street for .5 miles, right on 7th Avenue for .2 miles and find Gaspar's on the left.
From Wesley Chapel, to the north:
From St. Pete, to the south:Go north on I-275, east on I-4, at Exit 45B, for .5 miles, right, or south on SR-585/21st Street, at Exit 1 towards 22nd Street for .5 miles, right on 7th Avenue for .2 miles and find Gaspar's on the left.
From Lakeland, to the east:Go west on I-4, take the SR-585/21st Street, at Exit 1 towards 22nd Street for .4 miles, left on 21st Street, right on 7th Avenue for .2 miles and find Gaspar's on the left.
From I-275 & Dale Mabry, in Central Tampa, to the west:Go north on I-275, west on I-4, at Exit 45B, for .5 miles, right, or south on SR-585/21st Street, at Exit 1 towards 22nd Street for .5 miles, right on 7th Avenue for .2 miles and find Gaspar's on the left.
Theme:Come dressed as a nerd. For some of you, that may be mean come dressed as yourself.
Remarks:It costs $10 today to park in Gaspar's parking lot, so suggest you park in one of the nearby parking garages were it is cheaper and then walk to the start. Also, suggest everyone try to carpool to minimize the parking costs.
will be the hare and have a secret out-of-town co-hare.
The on after will be at Gaspar's back at the start.
Phone Number: For more information, or in case you get lost, call our mobile phone at 813-943-4855.