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Hash Trash
This hash was a good lesson in the meaning,
“foiled again!” Hashers found the on-start without difficulty; which was located
adjacent to the on-after bar in a grassy area. A situation arose quickly as the
bar owner did not appreciate us drinking our own beer on his property, so we
relocated to a parking lot next door.
Lesson number one for Just Chad’s virgin haring; secure the on-start location
and be flexible to relocate immediately.
Two virgins joined us, one brought by Taint Tickler and another brought by Just
Wendy. We had a visitor “Likes it on his knees” from the Washington D.C. White
House hash. The hares were blessed by the RA with a generic blessing, as Harelip
printed out a blessing he wrote two years ago. Kitty Litter asked for a seven
minute head-start for he and Just Chad; so the pack gave him 769 minutes. Chalk
talk was executed for the two virgin harriettes; and the pack began trail.
Trail snaked around a pond or two, toilet paper was laid willy-nilly which kept
the pack together, running in circles. I cannot tell you how many check backs
there were, as we all lost count; we seemed to be running trail in a crazy
spider pattern. I think Just Robert and Just Cloe attempted to run back to start
by accident; the clue was when they came upon a true trail mark that pointed
back to where he made his turn, again.
After three hours of sweaty running in circles, the beer stop was found. Yes, it
was found by a security officer; also. The RA offered a bribe and it worked. We
slammed some beer and continued trail while the security guard was teaching the
RA a new language.
Lesson number two for Just Chad’s virgin haring; send in the RA to bribe the
alien.
Finish was found before midnight, and I received my just reward. After
complaining about no package checks on trail for over a year now; I received a
group showing! Yay for me! I wonder if I have to wait another 69 months to get
another one. We had to post-pone Just Robert’s blow job as we didn’t have the
proper equipment and no brainless award was given because cops shut down the
circle. “Foiled again!”
Lesson number three for Just Chad’s virgin haring; send in the RA to sweet talk
the cops even though we are on private property drinking alcohol.
I want to thank Gatorate My Penis for volunteering his mad hash flash skills. We
look forward to some hash photos!
The hash got a piece…
On-On
Casual Friday
Jolly Roger H3
of the Tampa Bay Metro Area
Run #415
Thursday, October 16th, 2008
When:
Directions:
From Wesley Chapel, to the north:
From Bradenton/Sarasota, to the south:
From South Tampa, to the east:
From the Gulf Beaches, to the west:
Trail:
Hares:
On After:
Cost:
Phone Number: