Jolly Roger H3
 of the Tampa Bay Metro Area
 Run #410
 Thursday, September 25th, 2008



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Hare Blessing

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Hash Trash

Our fearless leader Dabadoo, laid a low-scale shiggy trail for us hash-thirsty wankers. Two virgins (Virgin Nicole and Virgin Dragon) and 4 canine hashers blessed our pack with their presence. As you know our RA does not like it when wankers name themselves, so I will refer to the male virgin as the temporary name given to him by the RA; Virgin Drag-ass.

Okay, so I’m already thinking; Virgin Dragon = Virg In Drag

You know he’s asking for it! But I digress so quickly…

Dab whizzed through chalk talk in 69 seconds, flat as the pack was in a good mood and ready for some pavement pounding. One of the two beer checks humored Harelip and his fancy for water crossings. I didn’t hear a splash; I’m thinking he must have been a bit too tired to swim a few laps in the dark.

Everyone made it to finish, and the circle commenced. Trail trial proved to be the same; never any dad gum package checks! What the hell! What’s a harriette gotta do to see a little bit of the jewel case? There were some late-cummers; they claim they did the CB25; but I know they’re lying little wenches! I didn’t see a drop of sweat on Bringing Sexy Wetback, Phuk Pocket Just Darci or Purity of a Hooker! They were brought into the circle with Fist Deep and Goo light Special, and Harelip found himself with a harem once again (he’ll never give up the RA duty!).

Caught From Behind was given the 369 pound FRB chain, B&B and Purity shared the beer bitch duty, and Wanna Earn An A took the small canine hasher-sitting duty and tied herself up. Just Nicole “entertained” us with some blabbing about something that took 69 hours to finish and nobody remembered what the hell she was talking about when she finally clammed up. Drag-ass shined a full moon and that made up for the 69 hours I’ll never get back from my life. I don’t remember why Just Erik, Shetland Bony and I drank in the circle, but why was I the only one who went down?

Just Casey got a blow job; when is Just Harvey going to get his? Hell, he should get a name already since he entertained us by licking his balls! Just Ryan cleansed the skull funnel and Drag-ass won the award for cumming with his own name. I could tell, he’s done the funnel before and was a pro! He actually asked for a re-do! Just Nicole was wearing new shoes, so she, her sponsor B&B and the RA drank out of the shoes. Good thing it wasn’t a shiggy from hell trail this time around. Swing low was sung and the hash got a piece.

On-On!
Casual Friday



 Jolly Roger H3
 of the Tampa Bay Metro Area
 Run #410
 Thursday, September 25th, 2008
 



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