Jolly Roger H3
of the Tampa Bay Metro Area
Run #409
Thursday, September 18th, 2008



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Hare Blessing

Two Hares laying trail across South Tampa trash!
This trail will be Shitty. It’s almost a re-hash!
With Gator and Racing,
The pack will be bracing,
For a trail that is done in a flash

With 25 hares to his credit to date
Racing is bringing in new blood, his mate!
It’s Gator’s virgin trail
He’d better not fail
Or it’s more than his penis Gator ate!

So where will this shitty South Tampa trail go?
To the North, or the South, or the West? Hell No!
I’ll be looking out East
Where the shiggy is least
And hope for a beer stop I know!

Bless these Hares
Bless this trail
Coppus no catchus
Snake-us no bite us
Virgin cherry no pop-us
Heat us no STROKE us!
Coitus non-interruptus

Hash Trash

The weather was great for Racing Stripes’ and Gatorate My Penis’ haring; a classic case of an experienced hare (Stripes) mentoring his little grasshopper. The start location took the pack back to the swamps of Tilly’s bar; thank goodness we hadn’t worn out our welcome! The hares left with their balls of flour and a 69 minute head start; while Just Harvey licked the powdery flour off of his balls. Bullshit sported the 169 pound FRB chain; the pack was cleared for take off after some hash aerobics. BJz4DJz blessed us with her Beer Angel skills, and Smells Like Fish brought up the rear of that tour of duty. We had a good half-dozen canine hashers, a few who are due a naming; and one short-pint hasher, about 20 pounds dripping wet but cute as the button on Wanna’s underpants.

Ripley squeezed a log on trail (doesn’t he always?) and we lost Dab in the swamp (no walking-around this one!). I know I was close to dying a slow death by drowning in stinky brown water when I blew through the 20-feet tall shiggy; the water to the right of us was awfully close and selectively called our names. Bunny Foo-foo & B&B caught the CB5 without spilling a drop of beer, I was very impressed! The log crossing was my favorite…S&M Ken showed off and danced his little Irish jig while traversing the wood (can I get a reenactment while he wears his pink kilt?). Another water crossing was made by runners just before I spotted a 469-foot long hungry alligator in the water; I picked up my pace at that time. I crossed my fingers for the walkers behind us as I called “Gator in the water…God Speed!”

Our socks and shoes proved that Gatorate’s virgin hare shiggy trail was a blast; and so was the wait for the beer van at the end of trail. Some of us thirsty wanks ducked into Tilly’s to pre-lube for circle while waiting for Smells Like Fish to bring the van on home. Dab brought up the rear with the canine hashers; bringing to circle a jar of peanut butter and a smile.

Trail trial was favorable; Just Casey did a pole dance to entertain us, 2 blow jobs were given, Choice of a New Penetration sucked out of the skull to cleanse, and Just Ryan funneled the brainless (I’m sure we’ll see more of this). Circle was followed with beer and pizza at Tilly’s and of course, a few signature hash songs.

On-On!
Casual Friday


Jolly Roger H3
of the Tampa Bay Metro Area
Run #409

Thursday, September 18th, 2008
 

  • Where: Meet at Tillie's Sports Bar, located at 5325 W Ingraham Street, in South Tampa, Florida. NOTE: Please park along curb in front of Tillie's.

  • When: Meet at 6:30 PM, on trail at 7:30 PM sharp!

  • Directions: Click here for a map.

    • From I-275 & Dale Mabry, in Central Tampa: Go south on Dale Mabry, right, or west on Gandy, left, or south on West Shore for 1.9 miles, slight right onto W Commerce Street for .5 miles, left on S Elliot St, left on Ingraham Street and park on the curb.

    • From Wesley Chapel, to the north: Go south on I-75, south on I-275 for 15.9 miles, take Exit 45A to the Ashley ramp to Ashley for 1.3 miles, right on Kennedy for .8 miles, left on Willow for .1 miles, right, or west on the Crosstown Expressway (toll) for 3.8 miles, west on Gandy for 1.3 miles, left, or south on West Shore for 1.9 miles, slight right onto W Commerce Street for .5 miles, left on S Elliot St, left on Ingraham Street and park on the curb.

    • From St. Pete, to the south: Go east on Gandy Blvd across Tampa Bay, right, or south on West Shore for 1.9 miles, slight right onto W Commerce Street for .5 miles, left on S Elliot St, left on Ingraham Street and park on the curb.

    • From Brandon, to the east: Go south/west on the Crosstown Expressway (toll) for about 11 miles until it ends, west on Gandy for 1.3 miles, left, or south on West Shore for 1.9 miles, slight right onto W Commerce Street for .5 miles, left on S Elliot St, left on Ingraham Street and park on the curb.

    • From Clearwater, to the west: Go south on Hwy 19, east on Ulmerton, right, or south on Roosevelt, left or east on Gandy across Tampa Bay, right, or south on West Shore for 1.9 miles, slight right onto W Commerce Street for .5 miles, left on S Elliot St, left on Ingraham Street and park on the curb.

  • Trail: The shiggy rating for this trail will be 3.69 on a scale of 1-5. Make sure you bring a flashlight as part of this trail will be in the dark!

  • On After: The on after will be at Tillie's Sports Bar, back at the start, where we will take up a collection for pizza delivery.

  • Hares: RacingStripes & GatorAteMyPenis will be the hares.

  • Phone Number: For more information, or in case you get lost, call our mobile phone at 813-943-4855..



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