Jolly Roger H3 of the Tampa Bay Metro Area Run #402 Thursday, August 14th, 2008

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Hash Trash

Once upon a time a few walker hares thought we could do a trail without a runner's help. Big mistake, HUGE! When pre-laying was done Mother Nature decided to be a big pain in the ass & dumped 4 inches of rain on the pre-set trail. Live Trail, Yikes! There was still hope. OnAHead cums to the rescue. Yeah! With a last minute 3rd hare all was well. Oh no it wasn't.

With all the rain we were thrilled to see so many hashers cum out. Best dressed had to be a tie between the Beautiful BringingSexyWetBack & the Gorgeous Phuckpocket.
Right behind them not to be outdone was GatorAteMyPenis. All dressed in the best of football gear. 2nd runner-up went to Oxymoron for being such a CheeseHead!

We had two virgins who came all by themselves. Way to go Just Josh & Just Mike. We really liked your song & dance. Please cum again & again!!

Well now back to trail. The hares were very fortunate not to get snared but that was because their trail was so screwed up everyone got lost. Word of advice to future hares don't cross trail more then 5 times, as hashers tend to get confused. The runners missed the beer stop. The walkers almost did, if not for Finger blowing and blowing for them.

Where did Just Bill go? We saw him at the beginning but not at the end. Are you still running around Raymond James Stadium? Please stop, the trail is way over.

Many thanks to Goat for sweeping. If not for his efforts there still might be hashers lost Al Lopez Park. Maybe that's where Just Bill is.

You would think with all the mistakes on this trail the hares were bound to get the brainless award, but no. It went to the private partying of Sexy, PhuckPocket, & PurityofAHooker. Thank-you girls, you saved our butts!

Circle was all sorts of fun. Those Jell-O shots might have helped. Also the blow job that just Rich received was an thrilling part.

Three head (who said head) bands went our to; GRC (200) B&B (69) & the sweet beer swilling Just Marcy got (10). Who needs a life??

Goo did a fantastic job of keeping the pack in order. Not an easy task as we all know. Things finished up well. MoreSex sucked up some whip cream. Jell-O shots were finished and they all lived happily ever after.

On never haring again without a fu*king runner, Bed&BucFest!

Jolly Roger H3
of the Tampa Bay Metro Area
Run #402
On On Football's Back
Thursday, August 14th, 2008

• Where: Meet up at the Tampa Bay Office Park behind the Horizon building, located at 4511 North Himes, in Tampa, Florida.

• When: Meet at 6:30 PM, on trail at 7:30 PM sharp!

• Directions: Click here for a map.

  • From I-275 & Dale Mabry, in Central Tampa: Go north on Dale Mabry, right on Martin Luther King, left on Himes and find the Bay Office Park on the right.

  • From Wesley Chapel, to the north: Go south on I-75, south on I-275, west on Hillsborough, left on Himes and find the Tampa Bay office Park on the the left.

  • From St. Pete, to the south: Go north on I-275, north on Dale Mabry, right on Martin Luther King, left on Himes and find the Bay Office Park on the right.

  • From Brandon, to the east: Go north on I-75, west on I-4, north on I-275, west on Hillsborough, left on Himes and find the Tampa Bay office Park on the the left.

  • From Clearwater, to the west: Go east on Hwy 60, south on the Memorial Hwy/Hwy 589, left on Spruce, left on Dale Mabry, right on Martin Luther King, left on Himes and find the Tampa Bay office Park on the the left.

• Trail: The shiggy rating will be a 3 on a scale from 1 to 5.

• Theme: Football's back, so wear your favorite pro or college football team's gear.

• Remarks: Bring extra shoes, bug spray and a flashlight. An alternative dry route will be provided if desired.

• Hares: Bed&BucFest and FingerInTheQueen will be the hares.

• On After: The on after will be at Dog Water's Cafe, located at 3611 Hillsborough Ave, where  they will have karaoke, $6 pictures & $10 buckets. To get there from the starting location, go north on Himes for .9 miles, left on Hillsborough and find Dog Water's on the right. Click  here for a map.

• Phone Number: For more information, or in case you get lost, call our mobile phone at 813-943-4855.