Jolly Roger H3
Run #3
88
2nd Annual Stroke Memorial Hash
June 7th, 2008

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Hash Trash

What a day! There was pink to be found everywhere. Because as we all know, "REAL MEN WHERE PINK" . Hashers came from all over to have fun with boobies and beer. Just the way Strokes would have wanted it. AssPacket and CircleBlo were there. Ginger and Stupid, can't think of what would have the 2 of them miss this Hash. We had more then a couple of Virgins. One stood out more than most, I'll get to her later.

We started our circle and Wrong Hole lead us in a salute to our sweet Strokes. Blessing was giving and our hares: Wrong Hole, Begs, and Zamboneher were off.

Everyone was introduced and then we had the group picture. Now that was done in the most screwed up way we could think of but still turned out pretty well.  Dumb luck, just gotta love it.

Our hares put together a short drunken trail for us. Trash on Trail was found in a Big Purple Way. Bengay and MoreSex were besides themselves with joy over this.

At the first titty bar beer stop things got interesting quick. The strippers were late or something so Oxymoron stepped up to the plate. He did a superb job of filling in. His pole work was something to behold. And yes boys and girls "Dude (Looks Like a Lady)" was playing. Our next contestant up was one of our Virgins. Now this was just act one of this girl's show. One thing you can say about this chick is, she isn't shy. Our last guest to dance on the stripper stage was another dude. At this point Just Jimmy and WAD had enough. They were fine with Oxy's performance due to fake boobs, but when a guy dressed like a guy got up, they left in a quick hurry.

Soon after the pack was off again. There were some cute signs along the way. My personal favorite was the Candy Auto Shop. Being in Strip Club Row there were many exotic sites. Not going through them all, you should have been there.  

We then got to the end and our last Nudie Bar. Quite a fun circle. CFB lead us songs and crazy activities. Our new virgin got naked, AGAIN. Act Two, more later on her last act.
Thank-you to OnAHead, Ginger, PityPhuck Wetbox, for helping with "Beer Bitch and Snack duty" With this many hashers the extra help to me and I'llTakeThemBoth was very appreciated. We were blessed with CumArtist who was a virgin to the Jolly Roger Hash and more than a couple of BlowJobs.

We had another toast to hashers that couldn't be with us and we sang "Swing Low". 

Now, this is when we went to the last bar, "Platinum" Not sure but think that our Stripper Virgin, who was named TitWhore, worked there. Next thing we know she's back up on stage and has a uniform. Not sure if that is the name, but for now it will do. This was Act 3 of our her show and by far the best one.

But all in all it was just another "Sh*ty Trail!"

Take care all and see you for WannaEarnAnA's Trail this Thursday June 12th.

On loving life!!!

BedBucFest!!

Jolly Roger H3
of the Tampa Bay Metro Area
Run #388
2nd Annual Stroke's Birthday/Memorial Hash
Saturday, June 7th, 2008

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